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07-22-2008, 10:00 AM
|  | Groovin' Eskrimador
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So I'm looking for a percussionist for a project I'm doing.
Part of the ad says "we take the music seriously but don't take ourselves too seriously".
Here's somebody who takes himself way too seriously...
But hey, at least he doesn't shout!  Quote:
im a hand percussionist of twenty years m3inus a few i took off . if you know the language of conga djembe then talk to me about what you what without words like rock'in and groov'in ad ill respond i can play djun djun and djembe and congas timballes and others but you are likely unaware of how to address me, so even if i posess the skills.? can you really talk to a man who handles dead skin into sound ? would you even know the first thing about it ?.i'm great at what i do whithin comparison , but while your great you play these really synthetic things with varnish inbetween the tree and you and refined metal instead of your forbearers version which bore cat gut as the string . so your synthetic instrument cant answer my dead skin the goats walking my way skined drums. how do you think to enter the venus temple without the thing on your fingers when the air you move isnt yours . do you walk away when the only place you could go was to the speaker
because you cant get from your hands anywhere else. repond with words like rhumba in a three four time with (insert african name for rythm part here) doing the same part it does there but the break is (insert call form of different rythym name here) and then end it with(insert name for differnt break as end here) and mabey your get a drummer who can do all those old jedi things you hope to hav done. yours truely the only tree of knowledge
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Originally Posted by KillianRussell  The best hat for metal, is the hat the dude, Kesslari wore the other day to open for The Ohio Players. | Funkranomicon
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07-22-2008, 10:04 AM
| | Reserved for future witty use... | | | | hahaha, ***? I barely understood any of that. Quote: |
so your synthetic instrument cant answer my dead skin the goats walking my way skined drums.
| haha, gold.
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The bassist formally known as Just J. My site. |
07-22-2008, 10:07 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: West Warwick, RI | | | My brain hurts from reading that!
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07-22-2008, 10:07 AM
| | | | DEAD SKIN? Tell him you're looking for a LIVE goat player. |
07-22-2008, 10:07 AM
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Hartke | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cleveland, OH | | WOW!!! Hope you didn't give this guy any contact information, if so,  I would move! |
07-22-2008, 10:19 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Miami, FL. | | | ??? "enter the venus temple without the thing on your fingers" ???
I piss on his "only tree of knowledge"
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"Too Funky in Here" -James Brown
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07-22-2008, 10:19 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Mission Viejo, CA | |  huh?
"varnish inbetween the tree and your hands?"
wow.
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Why is that Jazz Bass so aroused? What have you been doing to it?
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07-22-2008, 10:22 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Collingswood, NJ | | English is not his first language. Still... HILARIOUS.  |
07-22-2008, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by GreggBummer English is not his first language. Still... HILARIOUS. | Apparently elitist douchebaggery is.
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The bassist formally known as Just J. My site. |
07-22-2008, 10:24 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | | he just wants to play his Meat Maraca
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"The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear"
Mark Wilson is the greatest
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07-22-2008, 10:28 AM
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Ummmm, so do you know "50 Ways to leave Your Lover" or not?
That will give him an aneurysm. |
07-22-2008, 10:33 AM
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Hartke | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cleveland, OH | | Quote:
Originally Posted by RiddimKing DEAD SKIN? Tell him you're looking for a LIVE goat player. | Now that is freakin' funny right there, I almost fell outa my chair!!! |
07-22-2008, 10:46 AM
| | Groovin' Eskrimador
Lark in the Morning Instructional Videos; Audix Microphones | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Santa Cruz Mtns, California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by RiddimKing
DEAD SKIN? Tell him you're looking for a LIVE goat player.
| Nah, we don't play goats, we sacrifice them. With a mojo hand...
Seriously, you see the dog in my avatar? Goat skin drum heads are seriously in danger of becoming chew toys at my place...
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Originally Posted by KillianRussell The best hat for metal, is the hat the dude, Kesslari wore the other day to open for The Ohio Players. | Funkranomicon
Fretless Instrumentals: Folk in A
Zon, Genz Benz, BFM and LDS
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07-22-2008, 10:51 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Frankfurt, Germany | | Actually.... never had too much trouble entering the temple of venus.  |
07-22-2008, 10:52 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Hampshire | | | I know this dude. He has some good drugs.
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07-22-2008, 10:53 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cincinnati | | | Meet him at Starbucks and see what a couple of espressos will do for him.
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07-22-2008, 10:54 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Rochester, NY | | | Great thread. Thanks for sharing. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Where do these people come from? |
07-22-2008, 10:56 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta GA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Roadman Respond to him with...
Ummmm, so do you know "50 Ways to leave Your Lover" or not?
That will give him an aneurysm. | ROTFLMAO!!!
That deserves "Craigs List Ad Reply Of The Year!"
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07-22-2008, 11:03 AM
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Builder: Rickett Customs | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Southern Maryland | | i'll have what he's having  |
07-22-2008, 11:08 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Madison, WI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by GreggBummer English is not his first language. Still... HILARIOUS. | Or he was high... I'm voting he was high. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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