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Old 07-22-2008, 10:45 AM
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You just need to go hack down a tree, nail some gut strings on it and you'll be good to go.

Seriously this guy is either a little nuts or a little wasted, I'm going 40/60.
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I HOPE he's wasted. Quite frankly it scares me a little bit that someone in a sober state of mind would see an ad and go "Ok, gotta write something to this dude that's gonna make him call me back." Then write that... and go "Alright that'll do it."
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instead of your forbearers version which bore cat gut as the string
r cat guts flats or rounds? any1 know if there good strings for the price? i dont want to make another topic

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I would respond saying, "I can respond after you re-type your response using proper grammar and punctuation. We will at least be speaking the same language at that point."
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Old 07-22-2008, 02:44 PM
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LMAO...awesome thread

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r cat guts flats or rounds? any1 know if there good strings for the price? i dont want to make another topic

thanks
...are you being serious?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catgut
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Old 07-23-2008, 05:12 AM
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Apparently elitist douchebaggery is.
Of course TB wouldn't know the first thing about elitism...

Just a lil too much LSD for that old hippie. Eh let him have a grand old time thumpin around on an old drum. Djembe's are way cool BTW.
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:45 AM
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I don't imagine he works very much. I mean...how many bands out there can even address such a man as this? How many bands would be able to withstand the power of his goat skin Venus tree? Oh, I could never survive in the same room with such a dead-skin stroker as he.

Oooooh, Great Dead Goat Banger!!! Forgive me for being a mere Rockin' Jedi!!!

Cherie
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:51 AM
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I want to form a new band and call it The Dead Goat Bangers, in homage to this guy.

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I want to form a new band and call it The Dead Goat Bangers, in homage to this guy.

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I would totally play congas in that band.
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I would totally play congas in that band.
Viva la Dead Goat Bangers!!!



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Old 07-23-2008, 08:16 AM
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This is PURE gold. I cried laughing.
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I've never met a djembe player that wasn't high. I managed a jazz club for a while, so I understood what that guy was saying.

Basically, he's interested, but he's pretty good at what he does so he hopes when you say you don't take yourself too seriously, you should still all be very adept musicians that will practice regularly. Like, mannn.
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[quote]Oooooh, Great Dead Goat Banger!!! Forgive me for being a mere Rockin' Jedi!!!
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Thanks Cherie.
I had started to compose a reply, but ran out of steam after I got as far as "Oh Great One..."
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Oooooh, Great Dead Goat Banger!!! Forgive me for being a mere Rockin' Jedi!!!
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Thanks Cherie.
I had started to compose a reply, but ran out of steam after I got as far as "Oh Great One..."
HeeeeeeeeeHee!!!

Hey, maybe that guy is a chupacabra? He sucks your goats dry, makes drums out of them, then sneaks into your house at night to annoy you with his djembe and the odor of too much patchouli.

I wish Bill Hicks were alive so we could send that guy's post to him, and then turn him loose. LOL!

Cherie
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Tell him you are vegetarians and goat skin is unacceptable.
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I can just see telling our drummer that her new unofficial title is 'dead goat skin beater' - I better wear my track shoes that day!!
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Only one phrase comes to mind when I read that.
"Drugs are bad Mmmmkkay"
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