Go Back   TalkBass Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
Register Rules/FAQ/CUP Members List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG] Bass jokes, musician jokes, gigs gone wrong...


Supporting Membership
Thank You

Latest Supporting Member
Donate to Upgrade Today

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #1  
Old 06-20-2009, 09:24 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Mission Viejo, CA
Send a message via AIM to WyrdoBass
Wink The Club

Sign in to disble this ad
This is The Club.

To join, you must:

1) Have an interest in joining the Club.

2) Display said interest by posting in this thread.

3) Play bass.


I will take #1- Founder

Members:

#1- Wyrdobass
#i - SpamBot
#-1 - Cyber Soda
#2 - the-bass-man
#3 - wagstaff
# एक - Stickk
#G - geeza
#_ , #♣ - vbasscustom
(# not yet determined) - Mcfunkinstein
# 39 - Gone
# 4 - thudfromafar
# sammich- Jimmy Bones
# 5 - metalupyourjazz
#10107104183730000 - NoobOnRoad
#π - Ripper
#666 - SoyMilkHero
#bacon - 50stringbass
#bass - uglymutt
#7 - Beanstoot
#11- Adelleda
__________________
Quote:
Why is that Jazz Bass so aroused? What have you been doing to it?
-Djembe

Last edited by WyrdoBass : 06-24-2009 at 07:53 PM.
  #2  
Old 06-20-2009, 09:35 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Ventura, California
To quote Groucho Marx:

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."
  #3  
Old 06-20-2009, 09:40 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Mission Viejo, CA
Send a message via AIM to WyrdoBass
How do you know The Club would have you as a member?

Amendment 1) No one may join with the username of "Ubersheist"
__________________
Quote:
Why is that Jazz Bass so aroused? What have you been doing to it?
-Djembe
  #4  
Old 06-20-2009, 09:48 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: St. Paul, MN
I will join, but only if my club number can be the square root of one.
  #5  
Old 06-20-2009, 09:51 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Mission Viejo, CA
Send a message via AIM to WyrdoBass
Done. I'll let you figure out how to type that.

To clarify, your number will be the expression meaning the square root of one, not the answer to the expression.
__________________
Quote:
Why is that Jazz Bass so aroused? What have you been doing to it?
-Djembe

Last edited by WyrdoBass : 06-20-2009 at 09:56 PM.
  #6  
Old 06-20-2009, 09:54 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: St. Paul, MN
it's " i "
  #7  
Old 06-21-2009, 03:02 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Vancouver, BC
__________________
Above comments are the opinion of a Canadian drummer with a guilty bass hobby
  #8  
Old 06-21-2009, 07:56 AM
Jimmy Bones's Avatar
I make metal look good.
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Baxley, GA
Send a message via AIM to Jimmy Bones Send a message via MSN to Jimmy Bones Send a message via Yahoo to Jimmy Bones
Supporting Member
I was hoping this was a thread about a sammich.
__________________
Schecter #68|Mediocre Bassists #279|Redneck #8
SX Club Member In Good Standing
  #9  
Old 06-21-2009, 08:00 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
If I can have number -1, I'd be interested in joining any club with a leader who has Murdoc as their avatar.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyM View Post
If my life ever gets so boring that I ever worry about what bass someone else owns and what they do with it, I beg of you, please shoot me in the base of the skull.
  #10  
Old 06-21-2009, 03:53 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Bonnie Scotland!, UK
Hmmm... A club which only requires me to be interested in said club, to post in this thread and that requires me to play bass.

I think I qualify for all of the above!

Oli
__________________
British Bassist Club #16
Save a Bass, Funk a Bass Player
  #11  
Old 06-21-2009, 04:22 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Mission Viejo, CA
Send a message via AIM to WyrdoBass
#-1 - Cyber Soda

#2 - the-bass-man
__________________
Quote:
Why is that Jazz Bass so aroused? What have you been doing to it?
-Djembe
  #12  
Old 06-21-2009, 04:26 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Barnsley, England, UK
Send a message via MSN to wagstaff Send a message via Yahoo to wagstaff
I'm interested in joining this club as I play bass and have an interest in clubs.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ayliffe View Post
well i dont know much about the V1, but the V2 ****ing slays dragons.
  #13  
Old 06-21-2009, 05:07 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Mission Viejo, CA
Send a message via AIM to WyrdoBass
wagstaff, you can have #3.

Everyone ,welcome to The Club!
__________________
Quote:
Why is that Jazz Bass so aroused? What have you been doing to it?
-Djembe
  #14  
Old 06-21-2009, 05:10 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Jambi
First rule of the club... don't speak about the club! You beat me to it, I was gonna start the club today. I wanna be # एक.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J. Crawford View Post

Stickk, Im waiting for you not to out do us all one of these days. ;)
Quote:
Originally Posted by amphlett7 View Post
Stickk, you are awesome
Official Quentin Tarantino Fanantino.
  #15  
Old 06-21-2009, 05:11 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Mission Viejo, CA
Send a message via AIM to WyrdoBass
Hmmm... You are correct.

Amendment 2) The Club shall not be spoken of outside the walls of this thread.
__________________
Quote:
Why is that Jazz Bass so aroused? What have you been doing to it?
-Djembe
  #16  
Old 06-21-2009, 05:13 PM
Darkstrike's Avatar
Drunk on power... and beer
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Co. Kerry, Ireland.
Supporting Member
This club is suspiciously similar to a website I like to visit called TalkBass.......
__________________
The winners are crying and the losers are dancing.
  #17  
Old 06-21-2009, 05:18 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Jambi
Quote:
Originally Posted by WyrdoBass View Post
Hmmm... You are correct.

Amendment 2) The Club shall not be spoken of outside the walls of this thread.
Take it off of your sig then.

Rule 1 - Don't talk about The Club.
Rule 2 - Don't talk about The Club.
Rule 3 - No excuses.
Rule 4 - No lies.
Rule 5 - You have to trust WyrdoBass (and Stickk)






__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J. Crawford View Post

Stickk, Im waiting for you not to out do us all one of these days. ;)
Quote:
Originally Posted by amphlett7 View Post
Stickk, you are awesome
Official Quentin Tarantino Fanantino.

Last edited by Stickk : 06-21-2009 at 05:23 PM.
  #18  
Old 06-21-2009, 05:22 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Mission Viejo, CA
Send a message via AIM to WyrdoBass
Stickk- # एक
__________________
Quote:
Why is that Jazz Bass so aroused? What have you been doing to it?
-Djembe
  #19  
Old 06-21-2009, 05:33 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: :noitacoL
Can I be #G ?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by sloasdaylight View Post
Remember, revenge is a dish best served cold. And with poop.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kwesi View Post
Let us know how far you make it before mork comes out your nose.
  #20  
Old 06-21-2009, 05:59 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
can i be the other number 3?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by progrockbass View Post
Gene Simmons plays bass?
Mediocre Bassist Club Member #162
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

Follow TalkBass on Twitter   Visit TalkBass on Facebook  

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 09:37 PM.




Copyright 2011 Talk Music Group Inc. All rights reserved.
Play guitar? Visit our new sister site TalkGuitar.com [beta]
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.12
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.