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Old 08-28-2010, 01:37 PM
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A bass player gets a call for a gig at a local local club. He arrives, and the only other musician there is a trumpet player. This was supposed to be a 12 piece combo. The two musicians wait for while, but nobody shows up. So they decide to try doing the show with just the two of them

After the first set, the bass player says "Something doesn't sound right. I'm going to sit out the next set and listen." The trumpet player agrees. So the bass player sits in the back and listens intently. When the set ends, the bass player says, "I can't tell what's wrong. Why don't you sit out one set." The trumpet player thinks it's a great idea, and sits in the back of the club.

Toward the end of the set the trumpet player walks up and stands right in front of the stage. When the song ends, the bass player leans down and asks "what's up." The trumpet player replies "I know what's wrong. The bass is too loud."

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Old 08-28-2010, 01:55 PM
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