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Old 03-05-2008, 11:21 PM
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The "turn and talk to the drummer" haha that's my favorite move!
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Old 03-06-2008, 12:11 AM
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The "please can we play a song I wrote" never works. Those damn guitarists always go 'dude, it's just not our style' when there's more than 5 notes in the bass line.
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Old 03-06-2008, 06:14 AM
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Anybody else notice he's using a 6-string in those pics? I know there are 6 string basses, but it seems like it would be more appropriate to use a 4 in the joke... anyway, it is funny
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I actually posted on their website about the 6 string...the image their illustrator used had a 6 string in it...so they knew what they were doing...other than that its a funny article
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the "wait outside the motel 6 room"....hahaa
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Old 03-30-2008, 05:28 PM
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the whoa did you see me change registers!i do that every time in my solo on steal my kisses with my jam band and after they saw this article, they laugh every time.
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Old 03-30-2008, 08:47 PM
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Oh wow.... I do all of these except for get food.... I make the drummer get us food.
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Old 03-30-2008, 08:59 PM
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Hahaha sigh.
That hurts just a little.

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Old 03-31-2008, 10:49 AM
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What?
No taking part in a band discussion and having comments completely ignored by the rest of tha band?
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Old 03-31-2008, 10:55 AM
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The 'Whoa, Did You Just See Me Slide Up the Fretboard?

That one made me LOL!
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My best move is to the bar for pint of Fat Tire.
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My best move is to the bar for pint of Fat tire.
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Old 03-31-2008, 06:19 PM
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I do all of those bar get food, and I no longer wait outside for the drummer, cause he stupidly brings his girlfriend on tour, so no action for him.....

And I really do talk about side projects with him onstage!!
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When I talk to the drummer it's usually to arrange to drop into the most screwed-up version we can conjure of whatever it is we're supposed to be playing, to mess up whoever's soloing.
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What?
No taking part in a band discussion and having comments completely ignored by the rest of tha band?
+1000!!! LOL
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Old 04-01-2008, 02:31 PM
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...and I no longer wait outside for the drummer, cause he stupidly brings his girlfriend on tour, so no action for him.....
Dude...RULE #1...no girlfriends on tour...
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can anyone paste the actual article please? School network listed it as "adult" =/
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When I lean back and talk to the drummer, we talk about all kinds of things...World Politics, Car stuff, Philosophy......and the Big Ones
jumping around in the front row....
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the whoa did you see me change registers!i do that every time in my solo on steal my kisses with my jam band and after they saw this article, they laugh every time.
I do this every couple of songs. I'm going to need to show this to my band, lol.
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