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Old 05-17-2003, 01:08 AM
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Old joke this -

Q. What does a bass player use for contraception?

A. His personality!
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Old 05-20-2003, 12:13 AM
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Oh. I've just been using false names.
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Old 05-25-2003, 02:44 PM
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I had so many brilliant ideas just now...
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Old 05-25-2003, 03:05 PM
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Did you hear about the Day-After pill for guys? You know how it works?



It changes your blood type
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Old 05-26-2003, 06:45 AM
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Did you hear about the Day-After pill for guys? You know how it works?



It changes your blood type
thump thump thump skshhhhh!!!
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