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Old 06-14-2010, 05:43 PM
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Maybe already mentioned but:

We Were Promised Jet Packs
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Vulgarians At the Gates, or VAG for short.
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Tighty Whitey and the S##t Stains
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Old 06-14-2010, 06:00 PM
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The drummer I work with right now wanted to call our band "Let's Make Babies" as a head-turner. I still haven't decided whether or not I think that's funny.
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Old 06-14-2010, 06:34 PM
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hookers and blow (local band)
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Old 06-14-2010, 07:24 PM
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G. Love and the special sauce
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:36 AM
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I hope these aren't repeats:

Mickey Rat (local band - early '70s)
The Nipple Erectors (UK Punk '80s ?)
Monkey Junk (Local Blues band)
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:45 AM
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Canadians have the best band names: the rainbow butt monkeys, black cat #13 and aids wolf
We do indeed - I forgot about "Bolt Upright and the Erections" - later changed to "The Bolt Upright Review"; the original was just a little over-the-top for the time.
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Dear & the Headlights
Cattle Decapitation

and none of these are real, just figments of the imagination of a humor columnist named Dave Barry (which would make a bad name for a rock band)
http://www.davebarry.com/rockbandlist.html
Cattle Decapitation is a band, I saw them in Peoria with my buddies from Battlecross.
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Stoner Kebab
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Old 01-05-2013, 12:22 PM
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From here in Nottingham over the years:

One Million Fuzz-tone Guitars
Hell On A Bad Day
The John Noakes Experience
Clint Bestwood & The Mescal Marauders
Baby Godzilla
Hot Japanese Girl (who disappointed me by being neither hot, Japanese or girls)
Dick Venom & The Terrortones (my current band)
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Old 01-05-2013, 12:26 PM
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Old 01-05-2013, 12:27 PM
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Choking Susan
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Old 01-05-2013, 12:35 PM
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Murphy's Law
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Old 01-05-2013, 12:42 PM
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My sons old band, Mediokra... Loved it
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Old 01-05-2013, 12:42 PM
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