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Old 01-08-2013, 06:04 PM
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Richard Hell and the Voidoids
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Old 01-08-2013, 06:09 PM
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i think my band's name is pretty clever

BearKnuckle

I always thought Velvet Revolver was a cool band name, just dont really dig the band that much lol.
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Old 01-08-2013, 06:17 PM
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Spank the monkey
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Old 01-08-2013, 06:54 PM
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Joseph & the Fritzels. (Just used it once)
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Old 01-08-2013, 09:43 PM
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Lie-ing b@#ch & the restraining orders
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Old 01-09-2013, 02:14 AM
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Also the most ungooglable name ever
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Old 01-09-2013, 03:45 AM
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Old 01-09-2013, 03:48 AM
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read between the lions
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Old 01-09-2013, 05:01 AM
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There's a band in the St. Louis area called The Saloonatics. And another one called The Well Hungarians. Always liked those.

Here's another one: The Incontinentals
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Old 01-09-2013, 05:02 AM
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- I have a friend in a band called "Sophie and the Reasonable Expectations". I like that.
- I found a band called "Armed and Hammered" on Youtube once. I wish I had that band name. It totally rocks.
- There is a band called "Kiss The Anus Of A Black Cat". LOL. Just LOL.
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Oh and I almost forgot one...I do some instrumental stuff with a guy and we record it under the name Tench Frickler and the League of Extrodinarily Horny Gentlemen.

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Even better would be Trench Fickler and .... ("ficken" means "f**k" in German)
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Old 01-09-2013, 05:24 AM
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Old 01-09-2013, 05:34 AM
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Ok here's mine - sorry if they have already been mentioned...

My band names:
Overturned Spastic Bus
Fatboyslimdusty

Other ones I like:

Dead Letter Circus
Twelve Foot Ninja
Dillinger Escape Plan
One Inch Punch
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The mother ****ers.
Or, Oedipus and the mother****ers.
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Earth Dies Burning (actual L.A. band from the 80's)

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