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Old 01-28-2013, 01:35 AM
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Surely everyone has at some stage been in The Booze Brothers?

Funny thing was when we toured in France, the word booze sounds identical to the French word for horse-****. They loved us!
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Metalmorphosis... I made that up years ago, too bad nobody in my band liked it, haha.
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:12 AM
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Old 02-20-2013, 02:17 PM
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My current band is Billboard Alias, which we get some interesting comments on. My next one though will be better...gonna call the next one Fight, F**k, or Dance.
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...and it is EFFING MAGICAL like 2-headed robot unicorn bagpipe bands fighting terminator/transformer mermaids w/battle axes on acid. Everyone should have that in their life.
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Old 02-20-2013, 02:29 PM
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Old 02-20-2013, 02:43 PM
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My current band is Billboard Alias, which we get some interesting comments on. My next one though will be better...gonna call the next one Fight, F**k, or Dance.
That's actually pretty good. Go with it!
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Old 02-20-2013, 02:56 PM
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Big Mike (me) and the swingin dicks

we never did play out under that name but what a bunch of guys I jammed called ourselves.
Played in a punk band called spooge

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Old 02-20-2013, 02:59 PM
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Old 02-20-2013, 03:03 PM
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Probably already been mentioned, but I think The Rolling Stones is one of the coolest names ever and The Beatles one of the worst. Even though I like the Beatles better than the Stones.
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Dananananaykroyd. I dare you to find a better band name..DARE you.
funny someone should mention dananananakroyd. ive met them. there from my city of glasgow. i seen them on there last ever glasgow show at the abc where the bass player lent me a cigarette and then later when i seen mission of burma in mono the guitar player and drummers new band (the ex teens) were opening. the rest of the guys were there and i had a nice wee conversation with them all.
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The best band name I've EVER seen is The Cunning Linguists just because only a cunning linguist could come up with a band name like cunning linguists.
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Crucial Taunt was Cassandra's band in Wayne's World.
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I had suggested a name for my own band about twenty five years ago. It was rejected. It got put on my list that I frequently re-post on threads like this.

Today, I heard of a band that has been using one of the names on my list for a couple of years and it made me so very happy. Here it is. I think they've only done a few gigs. But it still made me happy.

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