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07-29-2002, 12:07 AM
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A little boy learning bass brings his 4 string up to his dad and says "Watch this dad!" and plays an A repeatedly. His dad says "That's great but you should probably learn some more material if you want to get better." So later on the boy comes back and plays an E repeatedly. His dad says the same thing to him. The next day the boy comes up to his dad looking very excited. He plays both the A and the E one after another and thinks he's pretty hot stuff. His dad says "That's great but you still have a lot more to learn." The boy says "I know dad, but I've already got a gig in a country band!" |
07-29-2002, 12:09 AM
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That is all
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07-29-2002, 05:23 AM
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07-29-2002, 05:21 PM
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07-31-2002, 05:52 AM
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Quote of the week: Originally posted by DEFELDUS
stupid people never cease to entertain me. "i said do you speakahh ma language....?? he just smiled and gave me a vegemite..sandwich" |
08-05-2002, 02:38 PM
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08-07-2002, 04:56 PM
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I ll say he should learn a B ..... | Learn the C, it's practically in every punk song.
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08-07-2002, 05:01 PM
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08-08-2002, 10:59 PM
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did you know that this joke and "the bass solo if drums stop" joke are the most posted bass jokes in talkbass and bass forums around the world
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08-08-2002, 11:28 PM
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Fact:
did you know that this joke and "the bass solo if drums stop" joke are the most posted bass jokes in talkbass and bass forums around the world |
Well, gee...thanks... |
08-13-2002, 05:36 PM
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Learn the C, it's practically in every punk song. | Agreed
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08-13-2002, 05:41 PM
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08-13-2002, 05:42 PM
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08-13-2002, 05:46 PM
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You must be gay, then. | H,a,h,a,h,a t,h,a,t,s n,o,t f,u,n,n,y your right using commas is good for my health and my mind because i now think your a bit of an ***hole
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08-13-2002, 05:53 PM
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08-13-2002, 05:55 PM
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08-13-2002, 05:57 PM
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08-16-2002, 05:26 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by Eskimo
A little boy learning bass brings his 4 string up to his dad and says "Watch this dad!" and plays an A repeatedly. His dad says "That's great but you should probably learn some more material if you want to get better." So later on the boy comes back and plays an E repeatedly. His dad says the same thing to him. The next day the boy comes up to his dad looking very excited. He plays both the A and the E one after another and thinks he's pretty hot stuff. His dad says "That's great but you still have a lot more to learn." The boy says "I know dad, but I've already got a gig in a country band!" | ::Bangs head repeatedly on table:: Please...stop...saying...this...joke...
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08-16-2002, 07:52 PM
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