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Old 03-23-2011, 08:15 PM
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Old 03-23-2011, 08:20 PM
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Old 03-23-2011, 11:36 PM
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Old 03-24-2011, 02:23 AM
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Like how the people in the apartment above mine can't hear they're tv when I can here it from here. I think they were watching a movie, fell asleep, and now it's just looping the menu screen. At least it's a nice 20 seconds of harp and violin, but it's been going for at least 3 hours now.

anyway, I need to go scroll through the CAS thread to hopefully erase that terrible video from my mind before it turns into an inescapable memory.
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anyway, I need to go scroll through the CAS thread to hopefully erase that terrible video from my mind before it turns into an inescapable memory.
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Old 03-24-2011, 02:52 AM
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Jesus I just got to the part where he turns round.
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Old 03-24-2011, 02:53 AM
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Just more proof, good musicians are wierd.

I wonder what this guy does for a day job. He's probably a school teacher.
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Old 03-24-2011, 08:15 AM
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Old 03-24-2011, 08:26 AM
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Jesus I just got to the part where he turns round.
I had to stop the vid at that point - I was afraid I'd like it.
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Old 03-24-2011, 05:53 PM
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I had to stop the vid at that point - I was afraid I'd like it.
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I think the videos 'kin hilarious! Dude's a legend. (if he's doing it to be funny)
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...I wonder what this guy does for a day job. He's probably a school teacher.
Or he drives an ice cream truck.

Of course, in reality he's probably some high-powered attorney or some corporate exec. LOL!

Hey, imagine what this dude's farts must smell like after 4 glasses of milk! YUK!! No thanks!
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Ug. I'm at my Aunt's house right now, and watching that video. She stopped by to see what I was watching, and we had a chuckle. Then somewhere about 1/2 way through the video, he turned around to have that butt shot.

We weren't chuckling anymore.
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That's a GUY??? I honestly didn't realize.....thank goodness I didn't find him attractive. Phew!
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