Cougars

kickstand22 · #1 05-23-2010, 09:12 AM

I went to listen to a local guy play an outside gig just a few miles down the road. Saddled up the bike and cruised on down. While watching the show, this "cougar" came up to me and was chatting me up. She had been upgraded very nicely by some skilled surgeon. I felt the chat was leading to a point to get me in trouble, so I decided to ride back to the house. So....I'm telling the story to some of the guys at work and one of them said, "she's not a cougar if you're the same age." I know there are plenty of Cougar stories.

sobie18 · #2 05-23-2010, 09:32 AM

I love me some cougars...

bassteban · #3 05-23-2010, 09:40 AM

At our last gig there was a small pack of them doing the mating dance in front of us- it was the alpha female's birthday & she was pretty well lubed up. I believe they were all fully natural(which I prefer actually), pretty danged easy on the eyes & shaking it HARD. We(the band)are all in our 40s, as well as being married(not to each other, but not saying there's anything wrong w/that

)& I didn't get any impression that these ladies wanted anything beyond some fairly intense ogling- at least not from us. VERY distracting- I got lost more than once(per song). I know, no pics, no cougar-mauling. Whatever- even if I dreamed the whole thing up, I still have my memories.

tycobb73 · #4 05-23-2010, 02:28 PM

Got a lap dance from one that lasted 3/4 set. Didn't miss a note but I really had to concentrate not to. First words out of her mouth - can I have you're number? I showed her my left hand.

darthplagis · #5 05-23-2010, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by tycobb73

Got a lap dance from one that lasted 3/4 set. Didn't miss a note but I really had to concentrate not to. First words out of her mouth - can I have you're number? I showed her my left hand.

tut tut

if she aint at the gig neither should the ring be

LOL only joking.... mine is sat beside me glaring as i type

Slaine01 · #6 05-23-2010, 02:52 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZaUnXuMOSQ

...its funny cause its true........

xxfaux_punkxx · #7 05-23-2010, 04:08 PM

I'm engaged to a cougar so I can't speak to much on this.

walterw · #8 05-23-2010, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by xxfaux_punkxx

I'm engaged to a cougar so I can't speak to much on this.

so she's way older than you?

totallyfrozen · #9 05-24-2010, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by kickstand22

... "she's not a cougar if you're the same age."...

Yeah, I'm not really clear on what exactly a "cougar" is either. I'm not even sure your coworker is right. In fact...Dudes, enlighten a brother...what's really the difference between a Cougar and a MILF?

I mean really, is it just me or are the lines a bit blurry on some of this?

OriginalCrash · #10 05-24-2010, 06:36 AM

Hmm... As I've always understood it, the difference is pretty clear, but maybe that's just me...? I've always known it to be a MILF is a hot mom... regardless of age. A cougar is an older woman going after a younger guy. Of course, that still leaves pretty of room for leeway, but I'd say they're definitely two different things.

pedroims · #11 05-24-2010, 06:49 AM

old chicken makes a good soup

sevenyearsdown · #12 05-24-2010, 06:49 AM

A cougar is an "older" woman that seeks out younger male tail, typically in the bar scene (and for the stamina that said younger man usually has).

A MILF is just any chick that has been with child already, but still retains her HOTness.

A cougar can also be a MILF, but MILFs typically are younger women. However, just because a woman is a MILF does not make her a cougar should see seek out tail. There must be a signifigant age gap between older woman and younger male to make her a cougar.

Get it, got it, good.

Also - see chicks at shows thread.

Bassmickeyd · #13 05-24-2010, 07:04 AM

Boy on these threads it's getting easier to see who can't play and ain't getting any. ..... LOL

Gord_oh · #14 05-24-2010, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by totallyfrozen

what's really the difference between a Cougar and a MILF?

perspective.

dave64o · #15 05-24-2010, 07:15 AM

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So you're saying GILFs are a whole different animal?

plankspanker13 · #16 05-24-2010, 07:26 AM

A MILF can be a cougar, and vice-versa, but the age range of MILFs can extend to as young as the youngest of mothers (i.e. teenagers). It is more important to remember one's own place in the world when it comes to this sort of thing; if you're over 18, don't be robbin' the cradle.

GILFs are different animals, although some specimens may also be MILFs or cougars. Just try to think of those old geometry lessons about sets and subsets, and sets having common membership with other sets, etc.

Nikoubis · #17 05-24-2010, 07:35 AM

I'm not into older women at all. Most of my friends look at me with something akin to pity when I mention that.

tycobb73 · #18 05-24-2010, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by darthplagis

tut tut

if she aint at the gig neither should the ring be

LOL only joking.... mine is sat beside me glaring as i type

She doesn't mind that I play music but isn't a big supporter. I don't care. She doesn't take too much interest in my bands and I don't take too much iinterest in her scrapbooking. Except when she does flyers.

dave64o · #19 05-24-2010, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by plankspanker13

A MILF can be a cougar, and vice-versa, but the age range of MILFs can extend to as young as the youngest of mothers (i.e. teenagers). It is more important to remember one's own place in the world when it comes to this sort of thing; if you're over 18, don't be robbin' the cradle.

GILFs are different animals, although some specimens may also be MILFs or cougars. Just try to think of those old geometry lessons about sets and subsets, and sets having common membership with other sets, etc.

Thankfully I have a math minor, so I understand what you're getting at.

PSPookie · #20 05-24-2010, 11:08 AM

Here come the Venn diagrams . . .