Craigslist Ad... Pretty Funny

[jojobean39]

Get your Ken Smiths, Zons, etc. ready boys...

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/msg/1198077639.html

I love how YOU must come to him with your bass. BWHAHAHAHAH!

In case you cannot see it:

trade for usa made 4str bass guitar (arlington)

hello, please answer this ad for a rickenbacker[4001-4003],gibson[eb-3-sg-les paul-ebo-ls],fender[p-bass,duluxe,jazz-duluxe] want a made in the usa bass guitar 4 string with oshc. others considered are prestige,cirrus,specter ns,pedulla,prs,ken smith,lakland,zon, this bass is going to have to be able too withstand daily practice and playing and stand out as a looker when i open the ohsc with logo on it when playing out. used condition is o.k. looking for at least 9.5 or better in appearance and 10.0 on electronics functionality,neck and playablity,fret,tuner,s,headstock,horns etc... someone with a desire to trade there bass guitar and ohsc for some very cool retro items needs to look here! for{ the beatles},[19] records g++shape 3 orig label,[5] bnwt tee shirts heavy duty cotton sz 2xl/4xl,[13] high gloss posters,[6] coasters[1]ornament,mug,hofner copy neon wallclock,let it be glass shade touch lamp,framed beatles peeking lithograph autographed picure.then [600] g++albums the best collection of rock n roll arena,blues,metal.{baseball},framed al kaline autographed picture and al kaline team photo of 1968 world series champion detriot tigers,al kaline mint 1961 topps and bob gibson mint 1963 fleerbaseball cards encased.[90] unopened packs of 1987-91 baseball cards nows a good time to let go of them, there,s surely a treasure in there somewhere.rawlings big stick hard cover book of baseball home run hitters.[tennis racquets], 60s,70s,80s,90s, models some with woodracquet holders,,covers,plus 1988 kennex dufflebag holding these jewels. o.k. sorry for the long winded writing,there was alot to cover only serious traders apply please this collection of items over the years was very exspensive and i am at the piont that i have to give in order too get. i am very certain you won,t be dissapionted with this trade. willing to negotiate all or part of my collection for your very nice in great condition made in the usa bass with ohsc! no interested parties means i need to accept a made in japan bass representing all the above mentioned basses with ohsc and in wonderful shape that i wanted made in the usa. 904-XXX-XXXX i check messages daily, ask for mark. also items are heavy and numerous plan on spending alittle time collecting my old collections!!! i am not loading any of this collection to deliver and have interested party say i ve got cold feet, so come to collect your treasures and have one great day! thanks

[scottbass]

yeah...good luck with that...

[Aenima]

Sombody better hurry up and collect that "treasure" before its too late!

[jaywa]

Yes, I certainly want to trade my bass for the contents of his garage. LOL.

This is my favorite part: "this bass is going to have to be able too withstand daily practice and playing and stand out as a looker when i open the ohsc with logo on it when playing out." Poser, much?

[spywebco]

Holy Crap! Almost gives FL a bad name! LOL

[Papazita]

"willing to negotiate all or part of my collection for your very nice in great condition made in the usa bass with ohsc!"

I'll trade you my Fodera for 6 coasters and a 21-year old duffel bag.
Deal?


(not that I really own a Fodera... )

[jaywa]

Yeah, but the duffel bag is SIGNED!

[jojobean39]

I'm still laughing at how he cannot be bothered to come and pick up your Zon bass. I mean, he is a man of many items I guess. He has no time for traveling. He is doing YOU a favour by taking your mint USA made bass.

[Papazita]

Originally Posted by jojobean39

he is a man of many items I guess.

Except a car.

[jaywa]

No room for a car in his garage with all that sports sh**.

[Quadcam]

how did I miss that gem? Well I tried to read it but about halfway though my eyes started twitchin but from what I can tell. this dude just pulled a string of home robberies but didnt snag any USA made bass guitars so he wants to trade all of the stuff he stole, duffel bag included and get a Bass?

For those of you not from the area, Arlington is ummm, ghetto fabulous

now wheres me treasures???

[jaywa]

Originally Posted by Quadcam

how did I miss that gem? Well I tried to read it but about halfway though my eyes started twitchin but from what I can tell. this dude just pulled a string of home robberies but didnt snag any USA made bass guitars so he wants to trade all of the stuff he stole, duffel bag included and get a Bass?

For those of you not from the area, Arlington is ummm, ghetto fabulous

In other words, "come to my crib, I'll knock you out (or worse), take your bass and send you away with nothing". Would also explain why he doesn't want to transport any of this stuff... if it's hot, it could be traced.

[wnelson]

anybody wanna trade thier MTD 535 ....for a coffee mug full of hopes and dreams...........and three kittens signed by my neighbor??