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Old 06-21-2009, 10:38 PM
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Craigslist....it doesn't get much better then this

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hahah i wish i could drum
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Old 06-21-2009, 10:45 PM
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HAH nice. If I were in a position to teach him drums, I might give him a free lesson just for trying that
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So does that guy.
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Old 06-21-2009, 11:43 PM
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:52 AM
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This is the same kind of numnut that gets arrested for selling coke on ebay. I'm sure a bored cop could very well answer this add and have a banner day.
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:58 AM
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i could teach him something with drums:

"A lot of people don't realize this, but you can put your weed in there"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kqmCIrq9Jw
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Old 06-22-2009, 09:08 AM
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This is the same kind of numnut that gets arrested for selling coke on ebay. I'm sure a bored cop could very well answer this add and have a banner day.
Not in canada, man.
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Old 06-22-2009, 09:26 AM
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He was probably high at the time he wrote it and thought it was hilarious.
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Old 06-22-2009, 09:34 AM
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Not in Canada is correct! We were verging on making Pot legal a few years ago. A change in government stopped that, however, the police are not looking for the small guy here. Only the main suppliers.
Yes, you can get a ticket and a criminal record here, but the police are not usually inclined to chase the small time seller.
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PS... the ad does explain alot about drummers though!
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