http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/msg/1226234902.html (Pics are included in the ad)
I have absolutely no interest in buying or selling, I am looking for even trades only.
I have the following items ALL of which are pictured:
1) Ampex ATR 700… has a few minor scrapes, but works and sounds great. I would give it a 9/10 only because some of its guts are falling out.
2) 7 9v batteries. These sons of bitches are as dead as frickin’ door nails, but are still of superior quality regardless of some of their generic labels.
3) Jamie Mahon’s belt circa 1997
4) 1 used toilet brush head (handle not included)
5) 5 Cheerios collectible matchbox cars in mint condition (I have 4 out of 5 and 2 are unopened.
6) 1 bag of half-eaten and stale Ruffles potato chips
7) I half-full empty can of Gesso in excellent condition with no drip marks
8) Nutmeg, sorry bottle not include
9) 1 skanky pair of shoes that smell like complete ass
10) Electrical device needing no explanation
I am looking for the following in return:
Ampex ATR-100 2trk
Studer A-800, A-820, or A-827 24-trk
Class-A-Discrete Neve 8088 Console
Urei 1176-LN, Urei LA-2A, LA-3A
Eventide H-3000se
Pultec EQP-1A3
API 525/550A/560A
Gibson ES335
Fender Vibro-King (Custom Shop)
1952 Telecaster (No Custom Shop Reissue nonsense…. Spare me.)
(I might consider throwing in a subway token to even things out if you approach me nicely.)
Oh, and forget about it Rob R. I know what my stuff is worth so don’t try to screw me.
Thanks for looking.
