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04-27-2011, 05:57 PM
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Hey all
I've been trying to help a buddy get a gig through craigslist and I'm sorta out of patience for all the ads that want the impossible. You know the ones band with label(interest) seeks.....
Dammit man if you actually had any interest they'd hand you someone who fits the bill IT'S WHAT THEY DO!!!!!!!
Or the ones that require some sort of image above any talent/drive/attitude.... ARRRGGGHHHHHHH
So I wrote one today, I've yet to post it but I'll gather some opinions here and hope you all enjoy a good laff. *********WARNING HUMOUR AHEAD**************
Left handed trans-gendered one eyed bagpiper seeks underage angst free triangle player and a right wing Marxist non-aboriginal Didgeridoo player for Led Zeppelin tribute. Vocals an asset.
We're also lacto-ovo raw vegetarians+ 420 friendly so ideally you live under a box somewhere on the Martin Goodman bike trail and can pick me up for rehearsals.
No freaks
PS : Think I should post it? I'm concerned that I'd actually get a response, with pictures........ 
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04-27-2011, 06:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Washington State | | | oh, you'll get responses ....
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04-27-2011, 06:11 PM
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The "No Freaks" line made me laugh out loud. |
04-28-2011, 02:01 AM
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04-28-2011, 10:15 AM
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04-28-2011, 10:17 AM
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04-28-2011, 01:18 PM
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04-28-2011, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Munjibunga Post it. Now. Add "No exhaust queens." | ^this. Verbatim.
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04-28-2011, 01:37 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Seattle, WA | | | NO FREAKS! -- Love it.
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04-29-2011, 05:52 AM
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04-29-2011, 10:40 AM
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04-29-2011, 10:46 AM
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04-29-2011, 10:47 AM
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Um, urbandictionary and I do not know what an *exhaust queen* is- does that make me one? 
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04-29-2011, 08:54 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Ventura CA | | | Humor us old farts .......What is an "exhaust queen" ? Sounds like a name of a band |
04-30-2011, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Drunk Heffalump | Love it! Please post the replies if you get any.
You mention the Martin Goodman bike trail. You in T.O.? |
04-30-2011, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by TBrett
You mention the Martin Goodman bike trail. You in T.O.?
| Yup, or close enough for the girls I go with
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05-02-2011, 01:02 PM
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05-04-2011, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by ZubenElGenubi Nominated for BoCL. Awesome. | This... |
05-04-2011, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by bassteban (embarrassed)
Um, urbandictionary and I do not know what an *exhaust queen* is | neither do the first 5 pages of google 
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05-04-2011, 08:30 PM
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