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Old 12-27-2009, 12:57 PM
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http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/msg/1525684406.html
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Old 12-27-2009, 01:01 PM
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I will now burn my computer.
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Old 12-27-2009, 01:03 PM
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That what has been seen...

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Old 12-27-2009, 05:43 PM
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Ahhhhhhh come on she's not that bad. I've seen worse!
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Old 12-27-2009, 05:50 PM
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'woman not included". Thank God!
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Old 12-27-2009, 05:58 PM
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She'd be better without the curls I think.
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Old 12-27-2009, 06:09 PM
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A bit too "vintage" for me.
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Old 12-27-2009, 06:10 PM
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Old 12-27-2009, 06:14 PM
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Old 12-27-2009, 06:19 PM
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She's still better than seeing Geddy Lee laying there with the bass.

Um...ewww.
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Old 12-27-2009, 06:19 PM
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she would make any beater bass would look good in comparison.
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Old 12-27-2009, 11:13 PM
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Old 12-27-2009, 11:56 PM
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I think that's a guy...
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Old 12-28-2009, 04:14 AM
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A couple of decades from now I'll be willing to sell my soul for a chick that hot!

Ah, the internet - home of lost perspective.
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Old 12-28-2009, 09:09 AM
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Why would you feel the need to pose naked for an ad? If it were a good bass it would sell itself!
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Old 12-28-2009, 09:11 AM
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Zaht her nip or a piece of pepperoni????
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Old 12-28-2009, 10:06 AM
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^ Not a fan of the 'Roadworn' look.
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Old 12-28-2009, 10:11 AM
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Zaht her nip or a piece of pepperoni????
I think it's a rose petal, but pepperoni is a good answer.
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Old 12-28-2009, 10:15 AM
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I can't believe this ad has been left up. That said, I would not throw her out of the bed. Put a nice perfume on and look out.
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People are really overdoing the "relic'ed" thing nowadays...

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