Craigslist Metal!

[loend68]

Great ad!

http://maine.craigslist.org/msg/2121946409.html

[walker rosewood]

It sounds like it's lifeblood has been drained

ugghh. I bet those 3 strings haven't been changed in 15 years.

[walker rosewood]

also, "It's an Aria Pro II"

"well der's yer problum righ der"

[JosephJavorsky]

Well, tell me you at least rose to the occasion and proved your metalitude...

You can't let a bass that "evil" just slip away.

[NKBassman]

Is that the best bass for metal?

[Deathblade Eric]

Originally Posted by walker rosewood

also, "It's an Aria Pro II"

"well der's yer problum righ der"

Ever owned an 80s one? They'll give most basses a right kick in the undercarriage. Their guitars weren't bad either.

Re the ad. A ZZB Custom in factory-stock Bloody Red for $80? I paid more than seven times that for mine - & yes, it was worth every penny. 32" scale, skinny jazz neck & a tone that gets into Ric territory very quickly.

$80? $80! Blessed is the fool that researcheth not, for he will deliver unto thee an Bargain.

[hdracer]

That was posted in the "Dumb Craigs List thread a while ago.

[WMV2]

Laugh all you want, I'd totally pick that up for 80$.

[loend68]

If it wasn't 2hrs away, I'd probably pick it up.....

[Mr-Wunderful]

Originally Posted by NKBassman

Is that the best bass for metal?

Yes.

[Randall]

Pickeps might need replacement but strings (3) are good to go

[jive1]

That's a great deal. It's like buying a hardshell case and getting the bass for free.

[ironrat]

A Brutal Bass - $80 (Cape Elizabeth)
Date: 2010-12-20, 11:09AM EST
Reply to: sale-v4ttr-2121946409@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

You think you're metal enough to handle this bass? I don't know, man, you don't look the part. But I'll tell you what, you can take a look at this thing and tell me if you think you can rise to the occasion. You understand where I'm coming from when I question your metalitude, right? I mean, look at this thing! It's covered in BLOOD. Blood! And skull knobs.

It's an Aria Pro II ZZB Custom, whatever that is. It sounds like it's lifeblood has been drained, and that's probably where all that blood came from. I don't know, I wasn't the original owner, but I rose to the challenge when it's dark powers were entrusted to me. I hope for your sake you can too.



It probably needs to have it's pickups replaced, though they still work, but the rest of its hardware is passable. This sale includes a case and stand, but nothing to protect you from it's evil ways. Be warned.

Cash only, please.

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* Location: Cape Elizabeth
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[sricks3]

Is this the best bass for metal?

[MysticMichael]

I mean, look at this thing! It's covered in BLOOD. Blood! And skull knobs.

It probably needs to have it's pickups replaced, though they still work, but the rest of its hardware is passable.

Pickups probably got shorted out by all that blood...

MM

[Beginner Bass]

It may or may not be the best basss for metal, but this is absolutely the best Craigslist ad for metal.

[garmenteros]

Thats a steal at 80 dollars... Id pick it up just for fun...

[sikamikanico]

Two hours? I've driven more for less (crappy amp... still have it )

God knows what else he has and wants to get rid of I found a Bass Whammy for $40 two years ago, while buying a shortscale Eko bass from an old guitarist/collector

[Jimmy Bones]

I'd buy it.

[Lazarus.Bird]

I would absolutely buy it.