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12-29-2008, 10:56 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Madison Wi | | | Craigslist Post of the DAY
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punk rock bass? (Madison)
Reply to: comm-972033038@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-28, 11:29AM CST
YOU MUST:
have your own gear
be of drinking age
love teenage bottlerocket
F%*K YOU IF:
you eat meat (no big macs in the tour van)
are in school (unless you'll drop out)
have a kid (unless you are a deadbeat*)
Please answer the following questions in your reply:
what kind of bass gear do you have?
how f$*ked up do you like getting?
can you sing?
how old are you?
what other bands have you been in?
how much show experience do you have?
what are some of your favorite pop punk bands?
what other music do you like?
can you legally drive?
*thats right. f%$k your kid. if you are dumb enough to bring a child into the world in the first place, you wont be a good parent anyway.
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12-29-2008, 10:58 PM
| | Son, I am disappoint. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington | | | Are they asking for Sid Vicious?
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12-29-2008, 10:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Montreal, Quebec | | | hahahahahahahha speechless
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12-29-2008, 10:59 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Everett Wa | | | Umm OK. I really have nothing to say to that except F*** them.
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12-29-2008, 11:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Huntsvegas, AL | | | big mac?
last time I checked big macs didnt have meat on them... only crap and a bun soaked in sugar
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12-29-2008, 11:02 PM
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endorsments: Hartke Hydrive cabs, DR strings | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: charleston, sc | | | thats frigging hilarious!!!!! hey if theyll pay me 200 per night / show im in ! |
12-29-2008, 11:02 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Long Island, NY | | | All I can say is, f%$k this guy! Sounds like a total douche.
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12-29-2008, 11:03 PM
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12-29-2008, 11:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Madison Wi | | | I can't believe they are serious
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12-29-2008, 11:11 PM
| | Son, I am disappoint. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington | | Quote:
Originally Posted by highwattage  last time I checked big macs didnt have meat on them... only crap and a bun soaked in sugar | QFT
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12-29-2008, 11:21 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ottawa and its Environs. | | | perfect. great way to find the best person. the one with a sense of humour and some balls to reply...
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12-30-2008, 12:16 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Anaheim, Ca. | | | No doubt the discriptions will attract musicians as dysfunctional as the one who posted that 'sterling' joke-of-an ad.. pathetic. I just wonder if that's really just 'bait' to trip people up with, or a serious inquery? |
12-30-2008, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Ampeg SVT Are they asking for Sid Vicious? |  |
12-30-2008, 12:29 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Canberra ACT Australia | | | We have them here too! This is from a major cities free classies.
"Need Bass Player for Rockin' Band"
We are a group of devoted, experienced musos schooled in heavy metal and live performance. We are launching a rock band with the intention of getting signed, touring and generally not having to front up to a crappy job every day. We draw on many influences and try not to stay to stuck to genres or a single theme (as long as it rocks) We have a 13 track album written, most of that already recorded including a finished (except bass) four track demo ready to be fired at JJJ. We have all the gear for recording, a killer bass amp and even a couple spare bass guitars.
We require a bassist. Someone who shares our vision to bludge in the decadence of rock stardom and is willing to actually work for a little while to achieve it. So if you dream of rockin out as you perform your menial tasks and can't help feeling you're meant for bigger things, give us a call, we understand. |
12-30-2008, 01:00 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Colorado | | | Hot damn! Where do I sign up? |
12-30-2008, 01:22 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: A-Town, Colorado | | | No listing could ever be more real than that. My kind of guys! |
12-30-2008, 07:22 PM
|  | Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Austin TX | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Skyblue977 We have them here too! This is from a major cities free classies.
"Need Bass Player for Rockin' Band"
We are a group of devoted, experienced musos schooled in heavy metal and live performance. We are launching a rock band with the intention of getting signed, touring and generally not having to front up to a crappy job every day. We draw on many influences and try not to stay to stuck to genres or a single theme (as long as it rocks) We have a 13 track album written, most of that already recorded including a finished (except bass) four track demo ready to be fired at JJJ. We have all the gear for recording, a killer bass amp and even a couple spare bass guitars.
We require a bassist. Someone who shares our vision to bludge in the decadence of rock stardom and is willing to actually work for a little while to achieve it. So if you dream of rockin out as you perform your menial tasks and can't help feeling you're meant for bigger things, give us a call, we understand. | Well, at least they don't care what the new bassist eats....
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12-30-2008, 07:30 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Last House on the Block-Texas | | | This is what happens when a 14 year old discovers the internet.
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12-30-2008, 07:32 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boston | | | I don't think it's all that bad. At least they're being honest and open. |
12-31-2008, 12:02 AM
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