Craigslist Post---Girl: I Play Bass Like a Beginner

[rknea]

Just saw this on our local CL and thought it was worth sharing...it cracked me up!

Girl: I Play Bass Like a Beginner


Girl: I Play Bass Like a Beginner (Portland)
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I bought a bass for $100, and I have been playing it for a grand total of 1 year, and I would like to play in your band.

I can read tabs and play them slowly. I can also play all open strings with proficiency and a tiny bit of speed. I have mad bass skillz.

But seriously.

I can also sing quite a bit better than I can bass-play, and I have bangs. I would be totally happy to send you a tasteful, fully-clothed picture of myself if you are into that kind of thing, because I wanna be in your band.

Unless Nirvana is one of your influences, cause in that case I don't want to be in your band at all. I'm cool with everyone else, though.

[hdracer]

You get a photo yet?

[Righteous Thunderer]

Originally Posted by hdracer

You get a photo yet?

+1

[matti777]

That's funny. Usually those ads say they are open to any kind of music except country. I wonder what her problem with Nirvana is?

[capnsandwich]

I want to see those bangs!!!

[deltadave]

Buut... she has bangs! What else really matters?

[spaz21387]

someone get the picture and post it ha

[drummer5359]

I can't even imagine the respones that ad will get.

It's perfect.

[prd004]

Priceless!!!!!

I play open strings with proficiency!!!! Lol

[rllefebv]

Same ad shows up on the PDX CL...

Girl: I Play Bass Like a Beginner (Portland)

-robert