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Old 07-17-2009, 07:12 AM
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Old 07-17-2009, 07:22 AM
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hmmm

I dont know what to say, but that last line stating the following...

"I am experienced. I have been a regular player since 13 years of age. The skill in which I use my instrument has certainly grown in proportion to my penis, which, needless to say, has grown quite extensively"

suggest to me this person is a little left of normal.
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Old 07-17-2009, 07:24 AM
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Sounds like a perfect fit for Nookie Cookie and the Circle Jerks.
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Old 07-17-2009, 07:25 AM
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No one here has heard of a skin flute?
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Old 07-17-2009, 08:03 AM
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Classic! lovin' it.
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Old 07-17-2009, 08:08 AM
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lol, I chuckled. I do think Fire-Starter may have missed the reference though, lol. If not, my apologies, carry on.
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Old 07-17-2009, 08:18 AM
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Old 07-17-2009, 08:29 AM
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hmm

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lol, I chuckled. I do think Fire-Starter may have missed the reference though, lol. If not, my apologies, carry on.
I think I did, which is another reason why I should not respond to post before I have fully awaken.

Sounds nasty though.
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Old 07-17-2009, 02:33 PM
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flagged for removal already. Anybody have it in their cache or still open to share with the rest of us?
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Old 07-17-2009, 03:05 PM
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darn, it's been flagged...no fun for the rest of us. Why would anyone take the time to flag something on craigslist. If you don't like it, ignore it and move on with your life...let the rest of us chuckle at it.
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Old 07-17-2009, 04:15 PM
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Sorry folks,

I would have posted it, but the humor was in bad taste and I didn't want offend anyone on TB. It was funny.

I am sure whoever posted it will post something silly again.
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