crappiest joke ever

Pharmecopia · #1 08-15-2002, 11:08 PM

how do you get a guitarist to wake up?

pay for the pizza.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA I CRACK MYSELF UP.

woo?

Dave Castelo · #2 08-15-2002, 11:37 PM

Punk_311 · #3 08-15-2002, 11:41 PM

bad joke

n00b

Listen · #4 08-15-2002, 11:46 PM

the funniest part is how you change "guitarist" to drummer or any other person.

Pharmecopia · #5 08-15-2002, 11:49 PM

common pork and beans!!

lo-end · #6 08-16-2002, 01:29 AM

No. Die.

merlin · #7 08-16-2002, 05:10 AM

Points for joke as awarded by the joke police:

1

Simply because it involved a guitarist.

Have a nice day.

Merls

Tom Crofts · #8 08-16-2002, 05:38 AM

I'd rather eat my own liver than read that joke again.

mans0n · #9 08-16-2002, 05:42 AM

i dont get it ;-x

Ridethebike · #10 08-16-2002, 06:19 AM

Even though it said guitarist i wouldn't give it a one, lol the best guitarist joke ever has to
How do you make a guitarist shutup?
Put sheet music in front him.
You may have already heard this but it is rather hilarious.

Dave Castelo · #11 08-16-2002, 10:51 AM

ok, thread reported by thread starter... he got your messages, he says he will never do it again.

have a nice day!