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Old 12-18-2011, 04:43 AM
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This is funny, this girl is insane... i was just filming the crowd before a set and im glad i did.Crazy Bitch! - YouTube
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Old 12-18-2011, 04:58 AM
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Not crazy at all, just DRUNK....LOL!
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Old 12-18-2011, 05:18 AM
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Is she yelling "play some Korn"?
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Old 12-18-2011, 05:42 AM
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Is that Mosh Girl all cleaned up?
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Old 12-18-2011, 07:14 AM
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Love it when some drunk chick wants you to play something entirely unrelated to the style of your band.

"So you guys play country?"

"That's right."

"You know any Pantera?"
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Old 12-18-2011, 07:28 AM
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PLAY SOME KORN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-18-2011, 07:36 AM
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She's a keeper
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PLAY SOME KORN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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...maybe if she's good on her knees...

...can you imagine that screaming at you at 5:30 am, as you're all hung over ...? (shudder)...
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The line is supposed to be "Play some Korn, dude!"

Yeah, she's drunk and/or crazy. Nothing wrong with that, though. The guy in the funny little hat that tried to talk to her got put in his place pretty damn quick. Funny.
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Old 12-18-2011, 08:50 AM
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I'm mad because you didn't let us hear the rest of the song.


That was Soul Sister, yes? We do that, too. Wanted to hear what you do with it.
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Old 12-18-2011, 08:57 AM
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I was playing in a blues band years ago and this drunk b--ch came up a couple of times and said, "Stop playing sad songs." I kept telling her OK, but at one point we played Heartbreak Hotel and she came up and threw her drink on me.

If that happened today I could have her booked for assault!
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Old 12-18-2011, 08:58 AM
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You should have played some Korn and filmed her reaction.

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Old 12-18-2011, 09:14 AM
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You should have played some Korn and filmed her reaction.

Nevermind korn; I would have transitioned right into this:

buckcherry crazy bitch - YouTube

and dedicated it to all the "soul sisters" out there!!

...gets all the slightly inebriated "ladies" in the audience going bonkers, from what I've seen...
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Old 12-18-2011, 09:21 AM
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She's a mess...

I'm old enough to remember when most women avoided obnoxious, and didn't raise that much attention in a month!
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Old 12-18-2011, 09:22 AM
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I was hearing *MAKE SOME PORN!* Coming from her, that makes me go
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I thought she actually was saying *Porn*.

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Old 12-18-2011, 11:45 AM
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...can you imagine that screaming at you at 5:30 am, as you're all hung over ...? (shudder)...
Not far from reality for me as it happens... Ok maybe not THAT bad...
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I just had a flashback to an early 90s acoustic/solo show my singer was doing. There was a guy drunk from the start heckling the whole time for the playing of some "Bruce Dickinson"

we would have had him kicked out but the singer (and crowd) had fun with it... AND he was actually a kid we all knew from school who peaked early as one of those guys that 'lived' at the local bar .

The singer did play a few Maiden riffs between tunes and did a killer "Remember Tomorrow" near the end (yes we all laughed at the fact it's a Di'Anno era tune)
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Old 12-18-2011, 12:42 PM
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She's a mess...

I'm old enough to remember when most women avoided obnoxious, and didn't raise that much attention in a month!
Oh, times have changed. It's amazing how often we run into females who are convinced that what they have to say is far more important than what our band is doing.
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