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Old 04-04-2010, 08:31 PM
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Creepy Craigslist ad....

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This is different than the normal stupid ones...

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/muc/1676141258.html

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MY PHONE # 248-462-1529........ Rich...evenings b-tween 8 - 10
Needed , female/lady Bass Player vocalist to accompany me in this 3 piece power trio,,,,back-up vocals and lead sing in our original act,,,,,,Just aquired a drummer, you would complete the Act, song-writing skills an added bonus, my new act shows great promise and already a lot of folks know of me and the music , I will point out that you will have no worries about the drummer and I treating you indifferent because you are a woman, I am the boss of this act and I will not tolerate any feminism, jokes or any other BS that would cause you to feel mistreated indifferently,,,,,!!! This is a project in work and just short of a few songs and some euipment to complete the process,,,, with a little luck we could start doing gigs and getting our name out there to publisher's ears by this late-spring to early fall at the latest,,,,,,,,,
So far, so good. Glad he won't tolerate any feminism... Now click on the link and check out the pics... Psycho....

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Old 04-04-2010, 08:38 PM
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Wow....no feminism yet there is a painting of a naked woman in the background
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Old 04-04-2010, 08:38 PM
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I can't wait for the demo. It could go like "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again".....wait I think that has been done.

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Old 04-04-2010, 08:46 PM
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Would you let your daughter join that band?
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Old 04-04-2010, 08:47 PM
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I told the girl in my band that she talks too f****** much and says stupid things on the mic. She agreed.
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Old 04-04-2010, 08:48 PM
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It's amazing to me that many who strap on a guitar think they're the next big thing.

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Old 04-04-2010, 08:48 PM
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There is no reason for any woman to feel uncomfortable in a band like that... absolulely no red flags there, except for the female doll in the corner by the sign with the misspelled band name, and the shirtless wacko, and the multi-colors in the sign, and the .... sigh... takes all kinds...

but he does make certain, over and over, that no mistreatment will come to any female bass player.. because he is the boss... right?

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Old 04-04-2010, 08:49 PM
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I hate it when people make me feel mistreated indifferently. Grinds my gears.
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Old 04-04-2010, 08:49 PM
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yup ... messed up.
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Old 04-04-2010, 08:52 PM
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i think the term he's looking for is "masculinism".. yeah that's probably spelt wrong, but he's still more of an idiot than i..
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Old 04-04-2010, 08:55 PM
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Sad day for Michiganders.... A very sad day.
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Old 04-04-2010, 08:56 PM
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go and try out with this guy and you might find yourself straped to a chair with a red ball gag thingy stuck in your mouth,like the pawn shop scene in pulp fiction.
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Old 04-04-2010, 09:10 PM
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Best thread of the night.......
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Old 04-04-2010, 09:12 PM
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I think the fact he has a kick-ass eagle mural on the back of his guitar makes it a very credible ad.
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Old 04-04-2010, 09:16 PM
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You would think he would post a better picture, I dont know like maybe the drummer and himself practicing with instruments or something.

Ya *put the lotion in the basket* .
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Old 04-04-2010, 09:28 PM
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His video

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoid=58304472

Talent??

Don't miss the comment from 'queen'
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Old 04-04-2010, 09:32 PM
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I luff me some good quality dumb.
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Old 04-04-2010, 09:36 PM
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well if young female bass players start disappearing from lake orion then we know who to blame. btw thats nice country up in that part of the world if u ever get a chance to check it out
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Old 04-04-2010, 09:46 PM
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"Guilatine" is supposed to have 2 l's and an "o" anyway, but sort of easy to overlook in all the epic fail involved...

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Old 04-04-2010, 09:49 PM
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His video

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoid=58304472

Talent??

Don't miss the comment from 'queen'
Outstanding, how'd you find that?

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