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Old 02-08-2012, 11:09 AM
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I pass out for a few hours, and I miss the end of part 11 AND pages 1-4 of 12?! Jeez, Miss PA, you're just knock-out gorgeous!
Thanks. We tried to revive you by giving you a fuzzy monkey and a slippery monkey and a flamin' monkey, but you just moaned a little and said "Mmmm" and passed out again. Tat wanted to write obscene things on your forehead with a Sharpie, but we decided you'd had enough excitement for one night.
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Old 02-08-2012, 11:12 AM
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Ladies, I know you are all concerned about staying power but you also need to remember that a number of the men here in CWB are more mature and wise beyond their years.

There's an appropriate saying that I think you can all appreciate;

"Early to bed, early to rise."

I think there's more to it but after the rise nothing else matters!

Yeah, we remember last night how you were all like:
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GASP!
and then you were done for the night. Of course, there's much to be said for early risers.
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Old 02-08-2012, 11:15 AM
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What a night!

'Morning all. Guess I should make us some coffee.
Wow, he even wakes up early and makes coffee. Dave, you've just got all sorts of Win going on.
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Old 02-08-2012, 11:15 AM
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Thanks. We tried to revive you by giving you a fuzzy monkey and a slippery monkey and a flamin' monkey, but you just moaned a little and said "Mmmm" and passed out again. Tat wanted to write obscene things on your forehead with a Sharpie, but we decided you'd had enough excitement for one night.
Yeah but did he notice the eyebrows you drew on?
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Old 02-08-2012, 11:17 AM
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Wow... I missed the orgy, I mean party.
We party-goers missed you too.
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Old 02-08-2012, 11:18 AM
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huh ... not much "staying power" around here. Are you guys in a Euro time zone or something?

As for '70s cheesy porn music ... what do you think I was doing in the '70s? OK, it was the music, not the, you know, but still ...
Your timing was much better the first time around.
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Old 02-08-2012, 11:19 AM
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Yeah but did he notice the eyebrows you drew on?
Not sure if he noticed yet. FM got a little carried away with the hot wax. Once you get her started, it's hard to get her to stop. (Not that you really want her to...)
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Old 02-08-2012, 11:22 AM
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Good afternoon all.


I'm getting a bleeping cold and I have a gig on Friday.
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Wow, he even wakes up early and makes coffee. Dave, you've just got all sorts of Win going on.
I'm thinking the next time I might even wear my Chippendale outfit for serving the coffee.
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Old 02-08-2012, 11:29 AM
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Wow, a little CWB "Afternoon Delight" party!
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"I'm thinking the next time I might even wear my Chippendale outfit for serving the coffee."


I'm thinking that one of the girls would be using the bowtie as a garter belt by the time you woke up.
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Old 02-08-2012, 11:32 AM
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We've got PA outnumbered, but I'm sure she is okay with that.
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Old 02-08-2012, 11:39 AM
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We've got PA outnumbered, but I'm sure she is okay with that.
Yeah, I think I can handle it.

But you guys have only got 5 minutes with me, then I have to go. I don't usually encourage guys to be quick, but, well, sometimes that's all you got time for...
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Old 02-08-2012, 11:40 AM
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"I'm thinking the next time I might even wear my Chippendale outfit for serving the coffee."


I'm thinking that one of the girls would be using the bowtie as a garter belt by the time you woke up.
i doubt we would wait until he fell asleep to do it...
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Old 02-08-2012, 11:41 AM
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Wow, we can do quikies if all that's all you have time for...
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Old 02-08-2012, 11:42 AM
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Wow, he even wakes up early and makes coffee. Dave, you've just got all sorts of Win going on.
Coffee is a good start, but I'm thinking he needs to make a full breakfast here.
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We might make you want to be late...
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Wow, a little CWB "Afternoon Delight" party!
You can never have too many CWB parties.
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Old 02-08-2012, 11:43 AM
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FM is here to help you out!
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We might make you want to be late...
Oh, my. With you guys and FM too, it'd be worth being a little late!
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