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Old 03-27-2012, 10:49 PM
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CWB 14: Whiskey and Beer

Continued from Here

CWB 13: I wanna do right, but not right now.
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...and it is EFFING MAGICAL like 2-headed robot unicorn bagpipe bands fighting terminator/transformer mermaids w/battle axes on acid. Everyone should have that in their life.
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Old 03-27-2012, 10:50 PM
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First!

thanks for starting.
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Old 03-27-2012, 10:50 PM
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Old 03-27-2012, 10:51 PM
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Darn - I started the thread and I'm not even first. LMAO. Funky Monkey.
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Darn - I started the thread and I'm not even first. LMAO. Funky Monkey.
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Old 03-27-2012, 10:53 PM
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In honor of our first through thirteenth....


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if that's to me - yeah, I'm planning to. Already wore them to the jazz gig Sunday before last.

I've never been a big footwear guy, but when I look at photos of the band playing live the lameness of my footwear has actually stood out to me. So boots it is.
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Old 03-27-2012, 10:55 PM
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It was to you.

Life is too short to do it in ugly shoes.

I concur.
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In honor of our first through thirteenth....


That is such a great pic. LOVE it.
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Old 03-27-2012, 10:57 PM
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That is such a great pic. LOVE it.
Thank you. Now - where's yours? I like the one on the bar. You should post that again. The one on your knees....and your back. You know which one I mean?
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Thank you. Now - where's yours? I like the one on the bar. You should post that again. The one on your knees....and your back. You know which one I mean?
lol..yeah...let me see if I can find it.
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thanks for naming 14 Whiskey and Beer - I will tell Kev and he will be honored (even though he's a guitarist).

The other idea I had for 14 came from Donovan's "Mellow Yellow" -

Mellow Yellow
Donovan

I'm just mad about Saffron
Saffron's mad about me
I'm just mad about Saffron
She's just mad about me

{Refrain}
They call me mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow

I'm just mad about Fourteen
Fourteen's mad about me
I'm just mad about Fourteen
She's just mad about me

{Refrain}

Born high forever to fly
Wind velocity nil
Wanna high forever to fly
If you want your cup our fill

{Refrain}

(So mellow, he's so yellow)

Electrical banana
Is gonna be a sudden craze
Electrical banana
Is bound to be the very next phase

They call it mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow

Saffron -- yeah
I'm just mad about her
I'm just mad about Saffron
She's just mad about me

{Refrain}

(Oh so yellow, oh so mellow)

The "fourteen" part is probably too underage to be acceptable, though. The funny part is, back in the day we all thought "electrical banana" was some kind of drug reference, but it turns out (I hear) that it refers to a personal appliance that, say, a Thumpketeer might have. (Not saying you do, but you might.)
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This one, right? date is actually 11/2011 oops!

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thanks for naming 14 Whiskey and Beer - I will tell Kev and he will be honored (even though he's a guitarist).

The other idea I had for 14 came from Donovan's "Mellow Yellow" -

Mellow Yellow
Donovan

I'm just mad about Saffron
Saffron's mad about me
I'm just mad about Saffron
She's just mad about me

{Refrain}
They call me mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow

I'm just mad about Fourteen
Fourteen's mad about me
I'm just mad about Fourteen
She's just mad about me

{Refrain}

Born high forever to fly
Wind velocity nil
Wanna high forever to fly
If you want your cup our fill

{Refrain}

(So mellow, he's so yellow)

Electrical banana
Is gonna be a sudden craze
Electrical banana
Is bound to be the very next phase

They call it mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow

Saffron -- yeah
I'm just mad about her
I'm just mad about Saffron
She's just mad about me

{Refrain}

(Oh so yellow, oh so mellow)

The "fourteen" part is probably too underage to be acceptable, though. The funny part is, back in the day we all thought "electrical banana" was some kind of drug reference, but it turns out (I hear) that it refers to a personal appliance that, say, a Thumpketeer might have. (Not saying you do, but you might.)

Perhaps. Perhaps. Perhaps.
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Old 03-27-2012, 11:01 PM
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This one, right?

That's the one. I love this pic. HotHotHotHotHot!!
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That's the one. I love this pic. HotHotHotHotHot!!
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This one, right? date is actually 11/2011 oops!

ah, yes ... strong desire to propagate more bass players ...
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Old 03-27-2012, 11:06 PM
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I aspire to look like that someday....except I wanna keep my red hair. It serves as a warning label to those who dare cross me.
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