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Old 04-06-2012, 12:30 AM
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CWB 15: 15 minutes or bust!

Continued from here


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Old 04-06-2012, 05:32 AM
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definitely WITH.
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Old 04-06-2012, 05:44 AM
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I'm singing/ playing the Robben Ford version of that song.
Nothing wrong with that.
Cool, another Robben Ford fan! But I'm assuming you actually meant the song "Tired of Talking" from the Handful of Blues album?
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Old 04-06-2012, 05:47 AM
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All the men on the planet should be thrilled that they haven't been dating me right now, because I'd probably promise them the moon just to get them to finish this for me.

And...that's how it is.
Hey, if a CWB offered to moon me in exchange for painting I'd say that sounds like a good trade.







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Old 04-06-2012, 06:09 AM
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I'd say with AND without.






This one is troubling to me , as she resembles a friend of my niece...


(I really feel like an old man all of the sudden.)
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Old 04-06-2012, 06:44 AM
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woo hoo!



looking forward to a lot of fooling around with bass gear and practicing the next couple of days.
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Old 04-06-2012, 06:51 AM
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I stayed up way too late last night and only netted three hours of sleep. It's safe to say that I feel like this guy looks:

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Old 04-06-2012, 07:17 AM
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I decided paint can dry just as easily without me watching as it can with me watching so I went to bed to read. My ancient body aches this week, and as much as I abhor the idea, I think it's time for me to start walking past the gym repeatedly until I get the nerve to actually start going back.

Mike - I know it's tough and I'm sorry. If there was anything I could do to take the pain away, I would.

On the upside - Monkey's coming to visit in less than a week!!!!!
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...and it is EFFING MAGICAL like 2-headed robot unicorn bagpipe bands fighting terminator/transformer mermaids w/battle axes on acid. Everyone should have that in their life.
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Old 04-06-2012, 07:57 AM
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Checking in. Didn't realize we'd hit the wall over there in 14 already.
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I didn't either until I logged in this morning. I think 14 set a new CWB speed record. But, hey, that's probably a good thing. It shows the regulars get along great, post often and actively, and somehow keep it clean enough to keep Thor from unleashing the terrifying Ban Hammer of Toomuchity or get in trouble himself for letting too much go unpunished.

Oh, and we could probably use an increase in both CWB's as well as general cwb's. Yes, I intentionally distinguished between our beloved uppercase CWB's and other cwb's outside our circle. Not that the lowercase cwb's aren't spectacular creations, but they're just not as special as our CWB's. But bring on the pics! Thanks to DT for starting off this thread properly.

Long live CWB!!!
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Old 04-06-2012, 08:16 AM
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I was involved with CWB from the beginning. Stuff happened and I lost contact until recently. That being said, my question is, "what ever happened to the OP who started all of this?" So that others are not bored, the short version will satisfy my curiousity.
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Old 04-06-2012, 08:31 AM
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Last we heard from The Deej was back shortly after Christmas. She'd done an extended shopping trip and been to Vegas and acquired another bass. Somehow in the middle of it all, she also acquired a special guy that she was planning to get to know a lot better. Every now and again, she drops in and says hi, but my guess is that things are going well with that special guy and he has her all tied up. Or maybe she has him all tied up. Either way, I would expect that being all tied up is a really good thing.
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Old 04-06-2012, 08:38 AM
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Glad she is happy! Hope she is getting good use out of that spoon she had on the wall....
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Old 04-06-2012, 08:50 AM
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Me, too. She's a sweet lady who deserves a wonderful life.
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Me, too. She's a sweet lady who deserves a wonderful life.
The Deej rocks. As someone who "discovered" CWB within a couple of hours after the original thread was started last August, I can say that I was sitting in my office and (completely inappropriately) laughing so hard that I was crying. For those of you who never saw it, you can probably find it. The Deej posted pics of herself and it took about 15 minutes for people to pick up on the fact that hanging on the wall behind her in the pics were all kinds of S&M implements. Good times ensued and the first few threads explored a lot of different people's lifestyles. CWB is more like a long-distance family barbecue now.

Not that I've given up on my ultimate goal ...

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Old 04-06-2012, 09:06 AM
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You already do <3 us. We know that. Goal #1 accomplished.

Are you trying to tell us that Goal #2 is to <3 us all three in the same zip code at once?
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You already do <3 us. We know that. Goal #1 accomplished.

Are you trying to tell us that Goal #2 is to <3 us all three in the same zip code at once?
Um, I think that he is.








I still need to meet PA.
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Old 04-06-2012, 09:23 AM
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Are you trying to tell us that Goal #2 is to <3 us all three in the same zip code at once?
I'm sure that thought has at least crossed the mind of every MoCWB in here. .






... And probably the CWB's too!
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Old 04-06-2012, 09:55 AM
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Ya think???
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Old 04-06-2012, 09:56 AM
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I would not want to be a part of it...









(But I'd love to watch!)
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