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Old 04-29-2012, 11:46 PM
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CWB 16: Taking Canada

Here we go on #16.

Continued from here CWB 15: 15 minutes or bust!

And can't wait to be there this weekend!
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...and it is EFFING MAGICAL like 2-headed robot unicorn bagpipe bands fighting terminator/transformer mermaids w/battle axes on acid. Everyone should have that in their life.
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Old 04-29-2012, 11:52 PM
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I gotta get practicing!

Tonight I played hockey. Late. Now, can't sleep. Adrenalin is stupid late at night!
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Old 04-29-2012, 11:56 PM
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ha ha ... Blame Canada! (Anyone else remember that?)

that said, seems like Canada is the place to be.
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Old 04-29-2012, 11:59 PM
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So let's see if we can kick this off at least somewhat on topic....

With....



Without...

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like the without pic there
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Old 04-30-2012, 12:07 AM
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I gotta get practicing!

Tonight I played hockey. Late. Now, can't sleep. Adrenalin is stupid late at night!
It's going on Friday already! I can't wait! This is gonna be fun!!!!!! And you still haven't told me what I need to plan to wear. If I get no feedback, you might see me show up barefoot and in cutoffs. LOL.
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Old 04-30-2012, 12:17 AM
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It's going on Friday already! I can't wait! This is gonna be fun!!!!!! And you still haven't told me what I need to plan to wear. If I get no feedback, you might see me show up barefoot and in cutoffs. LOL.
Oh yeah! I'll probably be in jeans and a tee. Possibly a button up short sleeve. But Jeans are very probable. Asics on the feet. Our Rhythm guitar and drummer wear hats but I don't. Lead guitar and singer who are both female usually go skirt and blouse. Guitar wears sensible shoes. Singer might have boots or heels.

Need to send you an updated set list too. Just some tweaking. Dropped a few we aren't happy with versus others and added a few in. I'll do that tomorrow.

You have to let me know what is up for Friday night in terms of your schedule.
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Just watch the old movie "Strange Brew". Do and wear what they do. It will be great
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Old 04-30-2012, 12:21 AM
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Just watch the old movie "Strange Brew". Do and wear what they do. It will be great
Take off you hoser!
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Old 04-30-2012, 12:21 AM
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Oh yeah! I'll probably be in jeans and a tee. Possibly a button up short sleeve. But Jeans are very probable. Asics on the feet. Our Rhythm guitar and drummer wear hats but I don't. Lead guitar and singer who are both female usually go skirt and blouse. Guitar wears sensible shoes. Singer might have boots or heels.

Need to send you an updated set list too. Just some tweaking. Dropped a few we aren't happy with versus others and added a few in. I'll do that tomorrow.

You have to let me know what is up for Friday night in terms of your schedule.
At this point, it looks like I'll be out of the site by 4-ish. Then check into hotel and whatever comes next. If you need help packing gear let me know and I'll lend a hand.

I'll keep you posted as things firm up during the week. Final load ships out Monday, so I'll be calling the site Tuesday to confirm the visit. The worst hiccup that can happen ATM is if I delay at my plane change in Atlanta, but since it's a wee hours flight, I should be pretty good.
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Old 04-30-2012, 12:29 AM
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Just watch the old movie "Strange Brew". Do and wear what they do. It will be great
Yeah. No. I'm not wearing one of those hats with the pompoms. I have curly hair. Curly hair under one of those hats is all Bozo the Clown-like. And then my hair is red, too......I'm so NOT doing Bozo.

I'll figure something out though...something cute. And fun. And inconspicuous.
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Old 04-30-2012, 12:34 AM
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Okay all you delightful and adorable MoCWBs. It's 2:30 in my time zone and I have to be up at 5:30 for work. Lots going on this week at the office and at home. Sweet dreams, ya'll.
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I'll do an on topic post as well.

Here is Nataly Dawn from the duo Pomplamoose.

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Old 04-30-2012, 03:29 AM
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I'll do an on topic post as well.

Here is Nataly Dawn from the duo Pomplamoose.

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Without cuz I can see her eyes, but it was close...very close
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I'll vote the rare without on both of the two above.

The first one I give the edge too because it's a really good portrait.

The second also a better portrait but I also like her hair in the 2nd pic a lot better. Since somebody posted Pomplemousse I've bought some oh their music. She has a great voice and interesting style.
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Old 04-30-2012, 06:25 AM
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I'll do an on topic post as well.

Here is Nataly Dawn from the duo Pomplamoose.

With...



And without...

BOTH!
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Old 04-30-2012, 08:20 AM
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OK...but my drug of choice is coffee.



this might make a few of you laugh, but I probably know less about drugs than anyone else here. I do not even smoke (cigarettes, or weed). I am not a good drinker, and I would not knoow the difference between street drugs if they were in front of me.
I can sometimes tell what kind of weed it is just by looking, touching and tasting... I think that's a sign. LOL

As for the chick drummer posted, I'd go with WITH.
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Old 04-30-2012, 08:50 AM
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... I think that's a sign. LOL
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the siiiigns.......
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Old 04-30-2012, 09:08 AM
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What a field-day for the heat
A thousand people in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side
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