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Old 11-14-2012, 12:57 PM
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I've had a few of those in my lifetime as well......what do you have these days Lee H?
81 corvette, 67 austin healey BJ8, 71 triumph TR6. and a custom harley with a 129 inch stroker and a baker 6 speed...and a happy bottle on the side...LOL
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Old 11-14-2012, 01:36 PM
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The word is "nekkid"
I have that picture too :-)
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Old 11-14-2012, 02:52 PM
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I have that picture too :-)
It's not nice to tease the MoCWB's Jaame. They'll start drooling all over their basses.
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Urgh..day started out ok. Bike crapped out on me on the way home from work, and then I get an email from the singer chick saying that she has to quit. BAH!! I need a beer.
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Old 11-14-2012, 04:22 PM
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81 corvette, 67 austin healey BJ8, 71 triumph TR6. and a custom harley with a 129 inch stroker and a baker 6 speed...and a happy bottle on the side...LOL
That's so awesome - I love it when someone else understands the mysery of keeping english sports cars running......damn webers!!! I've got a custom harley with an S&S 107 and the baker 6 speed as well. It serves me well!! And I wish I had just one of my 7 TR-6's left but alas, I lost patience with those years ago so good luck!!
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Old 11-14-2012, 04:35 PM
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After my toyota supra I'm spoiled. So bummed when that got totaled. Miss my bikes too. Had a few cool dirt bikes and a crap your pants fast street bike. Looking back, i've made it through all that with all my digits and both my legs.

Now I just drive my mojovan like I've robbed a bank when I need that rush, and live through you guys when you talk bikes and cars.
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DT, sorry about your singer backing out. That stinks, but there are more singers needing some funky bass, so you guys will bounce back.
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Old 11-14-2012, 04:43 PM
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That's so awesome - I love it when someone else understands the mysery of keeping english sports cars running......damn webers!!! I've got a custom harley with an S&S 107 and the baker 6 speed as well. It serves me well!! And I wish I had just one of my 7 TR-6's left but alas, I lost patience with those years ago so good luck!!

no mystery to keeping english stuff alive... jut don't let the smoke out of the Lucas electronics..
and the BJ8 has the SU carbs
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It's not nice to tease the MoCWB's Jaame. They'll start drooling all over their basses.
I thought it was the drummer who did the drooling :-)
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Old 11-14-2012, 05:07 PM
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The singer backing out I can deal with..

This, however, is not gonna be cheap





KTM North America's HQ is local. This bike only has 11K on it. There is no way a part like that should fail in the way that it did. They are most definitely going to hear from me.
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Damn that sucks DT
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Old 11-14-2012, 05:28 PM
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you don't really need it...you have three more, right?
what make and model? ...you never know, I might have something in the "junk pile". We have a lot of take off stuff that people leave when they upgrade to performance parts
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Old 11-14-2012, 05:40 PM
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2009 KTM 690 SMC (SM and Enduro use the same part, 2007 and up)

Lol...I need all four bolts, otherwise the clutch slips like crazy.
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Old 11-14-2012, 05:44 PM
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Urgh..day started out ok. Bike crapped out on me on the way home from work, and then I get an email from the singer chick saying that she has to quit. BAH!! I need a beer.
That sucks DT.

The clutch unfortunately blows.
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Backin the late 80's/early 90's I had a 68 Camaro. It was really a POS that I sank a lot of dough into. Unfortunately not enough to make it actually worth something.

Most of you have seen my current toy. I'm not a bike guy. I like to go fast with 4 wheels under me.
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Congrats. Looks beautiful.
Thanks. Here is my mando story for the night.

About four years ago I moved my upright from the practice space into the living room which was more convenient for practicing by myself. Mrs C3 comes home, walks into the room and kind of does a double take and says "that thing is huge." Not thrilled but tolerating me as she usually does.

A few weeks later the band asks me if I can play mandolin on a couple of songs, and I think I can but I don't own one. I don't feel guilty about owning a bunch of basses but I felt a little guilty about going out and spending dough on a mandolin since, uh, I'm a bass player. But I do it anyway, and move the upright back into the practice space.

So now I'm sitting on the couch in the living room practicing the mandolin and Mrs C3 comes home, walks into the room and kind of does a double take and says "what's that thing?" I said "I know you thought that upright was taking up too much room, so I put it back in the practice space and got this little one to practice on." She gave me this approving look - like, what a considerate husband.
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Old 11-14-2012, 08:03 PM
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Thankfully, the part needed isn't as expensive as I originally thought - 150 bucks. Had I not splurged on that amp, I would have the part ordered already. No big deal..I can wait a little bit. I have other bikes that I can ride.
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Old 11-14-2012, 08:10 PM
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Thanks. Here is my mando story for the night.

About four years ago I moved my upright from the practice space into the living room which was more convenient for practicing by myself. Mrs C3 comes home... walks into the room and kind of does a double take and says "what's that thing?" I said "I know you thought that upright was taking up too much room, so I put it back in the practice space and got this little one to practice on." She gave me this approving look - like, what a considerate husband.
Hee hee...pretty slick C3. You get an "atta boy"
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Old 11-14-2012, 08:12 PM
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Thankfully, the part needed isn't as expensive as I originally thought - 150 bucks. Had I not splurged on that amp, I would have the part ordered already. No big deal..I can wait a little bit. I have other bikes that I can ride.
Could be worse, DT. You know how to turn your own wrench and you have other bikes to ride....life is good.

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Old 11-14-2012, 08:16 PM
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Could be worse, DT. You know how to turn your own wrench and you have other bikes to ride....life is good.
Quite so. I still get kinda moody when one of my toys breaks, though. I originally thought it to be 500 bucks to repair, but going through the repair manual revealed that I was looking at the wrong part. I can breathe easier knowing it won't be as expensive.
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