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Old 11-16-2012, 09:05 AM
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Very nice Mr Crow!
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Old 11-16-2012, 09:25 AM
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Very nice Mr Crow!
Thank you sir. I sold two basses over the summer and thought I would treat myself. I will give a review after a while.
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Old 11-16-2012, 09:39 AM
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Mike - before we leave Reading, you'll be playing 12 bar blues on it and GASing for one.

G - Thanks! I love the look of your new baby. I wanna know how it sounds when you have it in hand.
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...and it is EFFING MAGICAL like 2-headed robot unicorn bagpipe bands fighting terminator/transformer mermaids w/battle axes on acid. Everyone should have that in their life.
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beautiful wood Tat...are you sure it has to be fretless? If it had frets I could play it and....
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Old 11-16-2012, 10:27 AM
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Tat, that is SO gorgeous fretless 5er is one of my favorites. My Zon TJ6 being built has a quilted spalted top. I like yours better !! Congrats
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I got a new baby picture today. February can't hardly come soon enough. Mike, you'll get to try this one out at boot camp. You'll be ready for fretless 5 by then, right?

wow!
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Bought a new bass on TB last night; hopefully will be delivered next week.

More pics @ ALEMBIC Essence Fretless 4
I had an Alembic Epic 5 back in the 90's. Shattered my wrist (2 operations, 12 wks in a cast, 4 screws & a plate) left me with very limited movement and I sold the Epic and stopped playing for a while. It will be good to have another one.

Love the wood on your project Tat. Looks a lot like my new addition; burly instead of birdseye..
more wow! love me unlined fretless ...
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Mike - before we leave Reading, you'll be playing 12 bar blues on it and GASing for one.
Hmm.


Maybe.

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Old 11-16-2012, 11:31 AM
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beautiful wood Tat...are you sure it has to be fretless? If it had frets I could play it and....
Yeah - it's gotta be fretless. I think if you tried it, you'd like it.

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Tat, that is SO gorgeous fretless 5er is one of my favorites. My Zon TJ6 being built has a quilted spalted top. I like yours better !! Congrats
Thank you! I'm loving what I got with this one one. Can't wait to have my hands on her. Do you have pics of the Zon in build? I've seen a few spalted quilts - some cool; some not so, but still interesting to look at.

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wow!
I know! You can give her a go in Reading when you're up there. I know you'll want to.

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Hmm.


Maybe.

Hm. Yes. We both know it.
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beautiful wood Tat...are you sure it has to be fretless? If it had frets I could play it and....
It doesn't have to have frets to be playable. I rather enjoy playing my fretless (although I don't play it nearly enough). Give em a try!
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Old 11-16-2012, 11:47 AM
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Tat, your Roscoe looks friggin awesome!! I'll post the pics I have of my Zon do far later tonight. Joe is busting hump to get it finished before NAMM for me
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:02 PM
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Yeah - it's gotta be fretless. I think if you tried it, you'd like it.
I agree. I mentioned having sold two basses this summer; they were my last fretted basses. I do not fret around like I used to....

Seriously, I have always had at least one fretless bass around and over the years they just sorta took over.
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:03 PM
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That was me. So, a CWB with sexy radio voice? Superb.
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:19 PM
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Ok, time to get current...

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Hey everyone, just checking in. Nice to see everyone is still doing well.

I have not been checking in much, the last month of my life has been probably one of the most challenging that I could ever imagine, and has been a living nightmare.

In any case, on a lighter note, I've decided that I need to move over to a good quality 5 string, but wanted something "traditional", if there is such a thing. And I am a big Carvin fan, so tonight I'm meeting fellow TB'er Basswave and taking this little smoker off his hands;

Carvin SB5000 Ash/Ebony $800 shipped


Again, glad to see everyone is okay.
My best wishes. Basswave is an awesome dude. We had our pic taken together at the recent NE GTG. Pic enclosed.




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Just wanted to pop in and say hi. Been a little busy, daughter's b-day, in-laws in town, lots of family and kids, left me not much time for much else. Band found a new singer, she's awesome!

FM, you and I together are dangerous for sure, but in a really good way.
Tat, I'll be keeping an eye on fb and cell for updates.
Chuck - I'm honored, and I expect video once the song is learned.
MB and DT - saw that you posted videos, will have a listen when I have a little time to get out the headphones and listen carefully.
Nice pics, Thor and DT. Thor, looking uber-cool as usual, and love that big smile, DT!
Thanks, I don't know about uber cool though. I do need to learn to smile more while playing but I get focused and in The Zone and forget to do that!

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Urgh..day started out ok. Bike crapped out on me on the way home from work, and then I get an email from the singer chick saying that she has to quit. BAH!! I need a beer.
That blows. I lift one with you though.

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Hee hee...pretty slick C3. You get an "atta boy"
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Could be worse, DT. You know how to turn your own wrench and you have other bikes to ride....life is good.

Three laws of mechanics: Law 1: If it can break, it will. Law 2: If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Law 3: When in doubt, get a bigger hammer.

I was a Harley dealership mechanic from 1979 to 1986 (AMI grad where they taught us, "Lucus was the inventor of darkness"; owning a Triumph I know you understand this) while going back to school to get my mechanical engineering degree.
Having owned a 74 Tiger, I can attest to this. One time I tried to start it to go home from a bar. No ignition lights, no juice. Wouldn't run. I finally gave up and went and had another beer. Came out 15 mins later, put the key in, lights came on and fired right up. WTH?

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Good night folks...5:30 comes early. I truly enjoy this little refuge of virtual reality we have created and share. Thank all of you.
So do I and you have been a big part of it my friend.

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I'm trying to learn at least one song per day. Today I tackled two chestnuts that I'm sure all of you here have played a billion times. (I know that I have as a drummer...)

First was "Hey Joe", I have that very solid and I'm already screwing around with it. The other is Brown eyed girl which I've almost nailed. I know that these are stupidly simple, but I'm never gotten around to messing with them. They both have fairly specific parts that you have to play and that's why I've targeted them.
BEG, I had to play every Tuesday for about a year. You have to work a little at it to get the timing right. I did get kind of sick of it though. I finally insisted Wild Nights be substituted.

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Random... My district is erasing all our hard drives!?! This couldn't wait till Saturday? I wonder what crazy stuff they found now

If you search Nancy Sebring and DSM schools you'll probably get the humor in this.

Good morning all
Wow.

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Five string and fretless? No, I likely won't be ready at all for that. But I'll hold it and run my hands over it's sexy curves. (And wish that I could play it...)
I had a 5 string fretlles Benevente. Liked the bass, but never liked fretless. Finally sold it, thank god.

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Bought a new bass on TB last night; hopefully will be delivered next week.

More pics @ ALEMBIC Essence Fretless 4
I had an Alembic Epic 5 back in the 90's. Shattered my wrist (2 operations, 12 wks in a cast, 4 screws & a plate) left me with very limited movement and I sold the Epic and stopped playing for a while. It will be good to have another one.

Love the wood on your project Tat. Looks a lot like my new addition; burly instead of birdseye..
Congrats, NBD is coming soon!

Saw the Ibanez post, that one is redder than mine, mine is a brown natural sunburst.

Somebody got a REAL GOOD bass for 375 shipped. That was a SCORE.
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:42 PM
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Thor, I love playing Wild Nights. One of my favorites for sure!
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That blows. I lift one with you though.
Thanks..10G for a glorified dirt bike and the stinkin' clutch self-destructs. It's getting sold after I fix it. I'm going back to a nice and reliable Japanese bike. Won't be as fast or as light, but at least the bloody thing will stay together. I realized, today, that the head gasket replacement was only 2000 miles ago. I replaced the cam chain tensioner in March of this year, head gasket in May, and now I have to replaced the clutch hub. Granted, it hasn't been all that expensive to repair, but the bike only has 11K on it. BAH!

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Old 11-16-2012, 07:33 PM
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Thank you! I'm loving what I got with this one one. Can't wait to have my hands on her. Do you have pics of the Zon in build? I've seen a few spalted quilts - some cool; some not so, but still interesting to look at.
Mine is in between but we chose it mostly for the sound.
Quilted spalted maple top-wenge tone plate-ash back.
It will have two massive pickups that are basically one single coil and one music man like humbucker in each shell.
Tons of eq and toggle switching ability
19mm spacing 6 string on 34" scale.
The headstock will match as well.

This will be my go to bas and my solo bass for sure. I played a Modulus Q6 for almost 10 years as my solo bass but it was just too tight at 17mm. Then I had a Status S2 classic 6 string at 18mm. The sound was wicked but not for a solo instrument.
This Zon will be my baby



looks much more figured with when wet. I had Joe find this piece for the top because I wanted it to sound just like my old Zon Sonus Custom 5 string when in humbucker mode.

Not as drool inducing as your quilt. Love how your roscoe looks. What are you going to do for pickups? Scale, spacing?
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Old 11-16-2012, 07:35 PM
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Beautiful fretless Crow!

Ive heard some Alembic fretless basses that are to die for.
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Old 11-16-2012, 07:55 PM
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Ha, calling all scrappy basses....

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My TJ6 looks a bit disproportionate ( not unlike yours truly) but when it has that wide neck and the bridge on it, it will look more normal. The body is a bit oversized as well because I like a bass with some meat on it.
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