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Old 12-03-2012, 07:33 AM
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Ill make a ginger burst into flames with a deep stare; they are already so close to being on fire, they just need a nudge
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Um... why would we want to resist their powers?

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Because they will shred your soul and leave you a barren, wasted shell of a man.

I'm just watching out for my brothers here.
I'm pretty sure Tat, JaamE, and I together could use our Ginga voodoo to take down any MoCWB on here. Now, what we would do with him once we got him might be considered evil, but I'm certain he would enjoy it!

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Old 12-03-2012, 07:34 AM
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Yes, but what if those powers use you for eeevil ?


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Actually, you have a valid point here. Sometimes, this happens to me. Then I call on my CWB friends to bring me back to my senses.
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I'm pretty sure Tat, JaamE, and I together could use our Ginga voodoo to take down any MoCWB on here. Now, what we would do with him once we got him might be considered evil, but I'm certain he would enjoy it!
Ooo-la-la . . .
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Old 12-03-2012, 09:10 AM
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Ooo-la-la . . .
That was about the thought i had too!
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Old 12-03-2012, 11:10 AM
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Ahhh...my commiserative friend....you really think that's possible?
All things are possible. Please, just remember, with great power comes great responsibility.

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I'm pretty sure Tat, JaamE, and I together could use our Ginga voodoo to take down any MoCWB on here. Now, what we would do with him once we got him might be considered evil, but I'm certain he would enjoy it!
Yeah, "Help! Help me! Oh, wait - oooh. Aaaah. Ummm, nevermind. All good over here"
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Old 12-03-2012, 11:31 AM
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All things are possible. Please, just remember, with great power comes great responsibility.
It's impulse control I lack, not sense of responsibility.
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...and it is EFFING MAGICAL like 2-headed robot unicorn bagpipe bands fighting terminator/transformer mermaids w/battle axes on acid. Everyone should have that in their life.
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Old 12-03-2012, 11:35 AM
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Welcome - but....I haven't seen any pictures of you with your bass, or you with your rig, or you with your boots, or you with your cars/motorcycles...or spoons....or stuff. Care to indulge me? I'll try to keep my impulse control in check. ;
My other passions are kind of mundane...No cool cars or motorcycles...Just surfboards.
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Old 12-03-2012, 11:47 AM
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My other passions are kind of mundane...No cool cars or motorcycles...Just surfboards.
Indulge me anyway? Please? I know nothing of surfing really except that it requires getting in the water, but I live reasonably near an ocean. I might decide to try it.












Don't out me peeps - I'm really just hoping that he'll put up pictures of him in the surf gear with all his stuff wet and umm.....see-through. Yeah. We'll go with that.
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...and it is EFFING MAGICAL like 2-headed robot unicorn bagpipe bands fighting terminator/transformer mermaids w/battle axes on acid. Everyone should have that in their life.
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:12 PM
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It's impulse control I lack, not sense of responsibility.
+1,000 !
Responsibly gets shoved to the side much more than it should.
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:44 PM
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Jackie's dad had surgery this morning to increase bloodflow to his feet. The surgery went well.

I can exhale now. Life is good.
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:46 PM
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Jackie's dad had surgery this morning to increase bloodflow to his feet. The surgery went well.

I can exhale now. Life is good.
Good news!
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:05 PM
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Jackie's dad had surgery this morning to increase bloodflow to his feet. The surgery went well.

I can exhale now. Life is good.
That's great news. I'm so glad to hear they were able to get in for the surgery and that he came through it okay.
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...and it is EFFING MAGICAL like 2-headed robot unicorn bagpipe bands fighting terminator/transformer mermaids w/battle axes on acid. Everyone should have that in their life.
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:58 PM
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Jackie's dad had surgery this morning to increase bloodflow to his feet. The surgery went well. I can exhale now. Life is good.
Your holiday will have extra meaning this year.
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:34 PM
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Jackie's dad . . . surgery went well. I can exhale now. Life is good.
Cool . . .
Hope that your gal is relieved, as well . . .
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:36 PM
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I'm pretty sure Tat, JaamE, and I together could use our Ginga voodoo to take down any MoCWB on here. Now, what we would do with him once we got him might be considered evil, but I'm certain he would enjoy it!

Drummer has the right idea. Listen to him.
I'm sorry, did you say you needed some volunteers ?
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:38 PM
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Good stuff Drummer! I'm sure that Jackie is breathing easier now too!
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:41 PM
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Jackie's dad had surgery this morning to increase bloodflow to his feet. The surgery went well.

I can exhale now. Life is good.
Glad to hear it.
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:44 PM
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I'm sorry, did you say you needed some volunteers ?
Be ready. As soon as we finish with Jim, we are coming for you!
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:47 PM
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Indulge me anyway? Please? I know nothing of surfing really except that it requires getting in the water, but I live reasonably near an ocean. I might decide to try it.

Don't out me peeps - I'm really just hoping that he'll put up pictures of him in the surf gear with all his stuff wet and umm.....see-through. Yeah. We'll go with that.
I 2nd this request, basswave. I don't think we've had any surfer pics on this thread yet. I'd say, it's long overdue.
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:16 PM
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Until then, a shot from two years ago down the shore. Something along these lines, T2H/PA?



Bonus shot of the youngest ginger offspring last year.



Can't show his face, or there would be many unseemly comments/
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