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Old 12-22-2012, 10:36 AM
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Continued from here: CWB 20: Babes and Barbarians

Tights, mini-skirt, and a sweet p-bass..who could it belong to?

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Old 12-22-2012, 11:37 AM
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Not me - I have no tort pick guards. And my leather mini-skirt isn't red, either.
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...and it is EFFING MAGICAL like 2-headed robot unicorn bagpipe bands fighting terminator/transformer mermaids w/battle axes on acid. Everyone should have that in their life.
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Old 12-22-2012, 11:52 AM
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hmmm ... p-bass ... doesn't look like Catherine Popper's p-bass but all the evidence should be examined ...

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Old 12-22-2012, 12:03 PM
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doesn't look like Julie Slick's p-bass (or it is a P/J?) either ...

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Old 12-22-2012, 12:14 PM
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An even-toed ungulate meanders through the desert...




















That's a hint, btw.
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Thor and DT might find this interesting . . . .

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She looks so happy and content to me.

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That's a hint, btw.
You can't really tell that when she's wearing a skirt though.
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You can't really tell that when she's wearing a skirt though.
Thanks..I shot beer out of my nose!!

The reference is a song title, btw.
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You can't really tell that when she's wearing a skirt though.
ahahaha!
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more chick-with-P-bass. I think she surfaced before on CWB and was never identified.

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more chick-with-P-bass. I think she surfaced before on CWB and was never identified.

She's a cutie!!

Another hint: the band is from North Carolina.
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You can't really tell that when she's wearing a skirt though.
yeah, i scrolled back up to look too
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Old 12-22-2012, 09:29 PM
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Thor and DT might find this interesting . . . .

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She looks so happy and content to me.

Love em all!! The "Valkyrie" pose made me LOL though.
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Old 12-22-2012, 09:31 PM
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yeah, i scrolled back up to look too
LOL!! Almost got me a second time (beer through the nose, that is)

Another hint: they are on the "skids"
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more chick-with-P-bass. I think she surfaced before on CWB and was never identified.

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Continued from here: CWB 20: Babes and Barbarians

Tights, mini-skirt, and a sweet p-bass..who could it belong to?

DT, Is that Mary Huff?

I also wanted to wish everyone a safe and happy holiday, as I won't have the chance to post again until after Christmas. I hope all the MoCWB and CWB-ers have a wonderful Christmas. And for any of you who find cool bass-related gifts under the tree, don't forget to share pics!
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Old 12-23-2012, 07:40 AM
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DT, Is that Mary Huff?

I also wanted to wish everyone a safe and happy holiday, as I won't have the chance to post again until after Christmas. I hope all the MoCWB and CWB-ers have a wonderful Christmas. And for any of you who find cool bass-related gifts under the tree, don't forget to share pics!
same to you PA.

here is a P/J to add to the guessing game -

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Merry Christmas PA!

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