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Old 01-04-2013, 09:06 PM
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CONGRATS on the new baby.
You know...Lakland is in Chi-town...if you have one, you really should head over to check out their factory...just sayin'.
Thanks ... that did cross my mind ... you may not have seen that my New Year's reso is to meet the other two Thumps (and see the one I already know). That, along with ogling Tat's Lak for the last year or so; now I have a reason (well, a slightly more valid reason) to say she can play mine if I can play hers .... or something like that.
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Old 01-04-2013, 09:27 PM
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Chuck beautiful Lakland..

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Old 01-04-2013, 09:54 PM
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Howdy guys and dolls. I haven't figured out how to multiquote on the new app yet, so if I miss something important, please forgive me.

@ DT - don't get down on yourself. Everyone has bumps, but in the grand scheme of things, they're temporary.

@ BSB - I'm so sorry to hear about your wife's cousin. Love and prayers to your family.

@ Mike - hope the arm gets better soon. On the other point...buy her shoes. www.6pm.com.

In Tatland, I made the last visit to my dad today before driving back to Florida. He sat up tonight to eat dinner, and he did his third straight day of physical therapy. He's still in a lot of pain and his clock is ticking, but he's improved since my arrival three weeks ago. In a nutshell, his liver is failing. Fifty plus years of hard drinking have given him cirrhosis. He's now on a no salt, no spice, no caffeine, no drinking, and medicine only under a doctor's supervision plan. They've had to take him off all the leukemia medicines and he may not ever be able to take them again. All in all, I'm glad I came. I've made my peace and done the right things. He's waiting now to choose his moment and I'm sure it's going to be something that only a handful of people understand but makes him feel like he had it the way he wanted it. He's always been about doing things his own way.

Drive back begins in the morning, and then we shall see if life begins to come back to normal. FM and PA...thank you both for a couple of days of sanity in the midst of the madness. You're lifesavers.
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...and it is EFFING MAGICAL like 2-headed robot unicorn bagpipe bands fighting terminator/transformer mermaids w/battle axes on acid. Everyone should have that in their life.
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Old 01-05-2013, 06:40 AM
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Safe journey back, T. I'm glad some positives came out of your trip back to the ancestral lands.
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Old 01-05-2013, 08:50 AM
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Gee, this thread is carrying some heavy weight lately .... Hope the sunshine comes back soon! I don't check in here all that often, and mostly for my less-than-discrete stalking of the lovely Ms PA, but the CWB's et al need some morale boosting .... I guess it's what my wife calls the "Jan-Feb's"; cold, dark, post-holiday blues. So, check out this guy, he's got a great head-banging groove - gave me a good smile this morning

http://thefw.com/golden-retriever-loves-guitar/
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Old 01-05-2013, 08:59 AM
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Thanks, Ed. You made my morning brighter. My friend Ron has a lab named Zeke who sits by the monitors when Ron and I practice. I shared this with him.
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:07 AM
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Gee, this thread is carrying some heavy weight lately .... Hope the sunshine comes back soon! I don't check in here all that often, and mostly for my less-than-discrete stalking of the lovely Ms PA, but the CWB's et al need some morale boosting .... I guess it's what my wife calls the "Jan-Feb's"; cold, dark, post-holiday blues. So, check out this guy, he's got a great head-banging groove - gave me a good smile this morning

http://thefw.com/golden-retriever-loves-guitar/
That was awesome...thanks Ed!!
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:28 AM
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That Golden is way hipper than ours!
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:29 AM
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Packing almost done. Son has not yet appeared, so I can't leave just yet. Well, I guess I could, but I won't. It's gonna be good to be back to Florida...my home...and get my stuff put away and back to my remodeling.


The pooch video made me smile. Thanks, Ed!
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...and it is EFFING MAGICAL like 2-headed robot unicorn bagpipe bands fighting terminator/transformer mermaids w/battle axes on acid. Everyone should have that in their life.
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:29 AM
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Thanks everyone. We were not close with him but he was family. It hit home particularly hard as he was also diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome like my son, and he was hospitalized six years ago after a suicide attempt. Given recent events, the news was difficult.

Memorial service is Monday with cremation to follow. Evidently this was his final request based on the video he left behind.
That's really tough to hear BSB. Very sorry to hear that and condolences to the family.
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:46 AM
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Please be safe, Tat; our prayers and thoughts go with you and your father.
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:35 AM
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Gee, this thread is carrying some heavy weight lately .... Hope the sunshine comes back soon! I don't check in here all that often, and mostly for my less-than-discrete stalking of the lovely Ms PA, but the CWB's et al need some morale boosting .... I guess it's what my wife calls the "Jan-Feb's"; cold, dark, post-holiday blues. So, check out this guy, he's got a great head-banging groove - gave me a good smile this morning

http://thefw.com/golden-retriever-loves-guitar/
This post made me smile, thx. And that dog is cute as hell. Also, I just sent you an email.
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:37 AM
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:39 AM
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I'm pretty sure we took out a few of the guys at the bar, between T2H determine to master the BJ shot (she did a pretty fantastic job), and Charity and I dancing together.
Poor guys never even stood a chance with the three of us.
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:41 AM
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Stop asking for open relationships!!!!!

You mean, I have to stop? I thought the point was to keep asking long enough that he finally gets worn down and consents.

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Old 01-05-2013, 11:46 AM
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Thanks ... that did cross my mind ... you may not have seen that my New Year's reso is to meet the other two Thumps (and see the one I already know). That, along with ogling Tat's Lak for the last year or so; now I have a reason (well, a slightly more valid reason) to say she can play mine if I can play hers .... or something like that.
Gorgeous Lakland, Chuck. How's it play? And if you do ever make it to Chicago, drop me a note. Chicago is usually do-able for me because my in-laws live there. I make no promises, however, on your survival or sanity if you do meet up with both FM and I together...
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:49 AM
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Drive back begins in the morning, and then we shall see if life begins to come back to normal. FM and PA...thank you both for a couple of days of sanity in the midst of the madness. You're lifesavers.
Glad we could take your mind off things for a bit, Tat.

FM, take note. I'm fairly certain this is the only time anyone will ever describe us as the "sanity" as opposed to the "madness".
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:56 AM
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Yeah, I also thought Thumpketeers and "sanity" was an oxymoron
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