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01-06-2013, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by JaamE  Today it's been TEN YEARS since the Dr first told me i had cancer!!!
And I'm still here! So neener, neener, cancer can just F off! :-)
Wish i could afford to go buy myself a new bass or something but since my Dean was purchased 5yr even though i didn't even play bass i'll have to amuse myself by playing it tonight. | Congrats!
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01-06-2013, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by chuck3 here is a chick with bass in a band called Lake Street Dive: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EPwRdVg5Ug
a friend sent it to me and, knowing of my interest in chicks with basses, wants me to go with her to hear them at Club Helsinki in Hudson NY in a couple of weeks.
band is good, not so sure about the date in Hudson though ... | Now, THAT's music!
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01-06-2013, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by chuck3 here is a chick with bass in a band called Lake Street Dive: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EPwRdVg5Ug
a friend sent it to me and, knowing of my interest in chicks with basses, wants me to go with her to hear them at Club Helsinki in Hudson NY in a couple of weeks.
band is good, not so sure about the date in Hudson though ... | God I miss the East Coast!!! |
01-07-2013, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by chuck3 here is a chick with bass in a band called Lake Street Dive: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EPwRdVg5Ug
a friend sent it to me and, knowing of my interest in chicks with basses, wants me to go with her to hear them at Club Helsinki in Hudson NY in a couple of weeks.
band is good, not so sure about the date in Hudson though ... | It is good!
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01-07-2013, 04:50 AM
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Originally Posted by chuck3 | Amazing stuff right there.
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01-07-2013, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted by JaamE Today it's been TEN YEARS since the Dr first told me i had cancer!!!
And I'm still here! So neener, neener, cancer can just F off! :-)
Wish i could afford to go buy myself a new bass or something but since my Dean was purchased 5yr even though i didn't even play bass i'll have to amuse myself by playing it tonight. | Great stuff, Ms. E. That is a fantastic milestone.
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01-07-2013, 05:58 AM
|  | (aka Greg Harman) | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Dunbar, West Virginia | | Quote:
Originally Posted by chuck3 here is a chick with bass in a band called Lake Street Dive... | enjoyed this a lot C3; thanks for sharing
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01-07-2013, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by etoncrow enjoyed this a lot C3; thanks for sharing | glad y'all liked it. Bridget Kearney on bass. 
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01-07-2013, 08:42 AM
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Jaame Congrats
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01-07-2013, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by DerTeufel Indeed. The wife and I went to a local comedy club on Friday night - the act was a hypnotist. Tomorrow night he is doing a "naughty" show..we're going to it! | I'm gonna need a full report on this! Quote:
Originally Posted by JimB52 Hurrah!
Next trip, we need a Tat tracking app, like following santa across the globe.
. | Fantastic idea! Next one to see her, super glue a GPS to her!  Quote:
Originally Posted by JaamE Today it's been TEN YEARS since the Dr first told me i had cancer!!!
And I'm still here! So neener, neener, cancer can just F off! :-)
Wish i could afford to go buy myself a new bass or something but since my Dean was purchased 5yr even though i didn't even play bass i'll have to amuse myself by playing it tonight. | F cancer in the wrong hole! Congrats! Fantastic milestone! Quote:
Originally Posted by Mulebagger God I miss the East Coast!!! | Sorry Honey, but the mid-west has you now! [ECHO] you can never leave, never leave, never leave....[/ECHO] |
01-07-2013, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by FurryMonkey Congrats! Fantastic milestone! | You mean, there's a wrong one?! I thought any one was fair game. Maybe you should have told me this before I got all that sticky stuff in my ear! 
(And to everyone who now has that image in their mind, you're welcome.) 
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01-07-2013, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by PassivAggressiv You mean, there's a wrong ?! I thought any one was fair game. Maybe you should have told me this before I got all that sticky stuff in my ear!
(And to everyone who now has that image in their mind, you're welcome.) | 'Scuse me for a few minutes. I have some....business, yeah, business to take care of....
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01-07-2013, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by BassGen 'Scuse me for a few minutes. I have some....business, yeah, business to take care of.... | Wait - you're not really going to go do something to your poor wife's ear, are you?! Wait, BassGen... It was just a joke... Don't do it!
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01-07-2013, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by FurryMonkey I'm gonna need a full report on this! | Ok. The hypnotist's name is Jac Rene. The wife and I went to Friday night's show and had a blast. He mentioned that Sunday night's show is his "Xtreme Naughty" show, and everyone that came to the Friday show gets $5 off admission. Sold.
The Xtreme Naughty Show - He invited 10 volunteers onto the stage (same as he did on Friday). Five guys, five ladies. The initial part of the show is centered around getting them under and eliminating those who aren't quite there. Luckily, there were some people out in the audience who were available to replace those that didn't make the cut. The suggestions were pretty tame at first..but things got rolling when he told the female participants that when he shakes their hand, they are going to have the most intense..umm..sensation that they have ever had, and he told the male participants that they will have the worse case of jock itch that they have ever had. He started with a girl that my wife and I had pegged as our favorite..my oh my..  One of the guys had an itch so severe, that the hypnotist suggested that putting saltines into his pants was the only way to cure the itch. The dude went for it, and started sharing the crackers with the other guys!!
Another highlight of the show was the exotic dancing bit. Some of the guys were REALLY into it, and even went out in the audience to give the ladies lap dances. The girls were good too, but nowhere near as entertaining as the guys were. That is, until the hypnotist asked them to show him their favorite positions.   
There was a lot more that happened at the show, too much to summarize, really. It was a freaking blast!! Quote:
Originally Posted by PassivAggressiv You mean, there's a wrong one?! I thought any one was fair game. Maybe you should have told me this before I got all that sticky stuff in my ear!
(And to everyone who now has that image in their mind, you're welcome.) | Thanks for the big laugh..even my wife got a good chuckle out of it.
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01-07-2013, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by PassivAggressiv You mean, there's a wrong one?! I thought any one was fair game. Maybe you should have told me this before I got all that sticky stuff in my ear!
(And to everyone who now has that image in their mind, you're welcome.) | This has got to be one of the funniest things I have read in a really long time...thank you, PA! The Thumpketeers need to take your show on the road!
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01-07-2013, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by DerTeufel Thanks for the big laugh..even my wife got a good chuckle out of it. | Quote:
Originally Posted by etoncrow This has got to be one of the funniest things I have read in a really long time...thank you, PA! The Thumpketeers need to take your show on the road! | YW. I just hope BassGen's wife's ear manages to keep its virginity!
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01-07-2013, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by PassivAggressiv You mean, there's a wrong ....?! I thought any .... was fair game. Maybe you should have told me this before I got all that sticky stuff in my ear! | Yeah, i didn't think there was either....!
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01-07-2013, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by PassivAggressiv You mean, there's a wrong ....?! I thought any .... was fair game. Maybe you should have told me this before I got all that sticky stuff in my ear!
(And to everyone who now has that image in their mind, you're welcome.) | "Cm'ere Jackie there's something that I want to show you..."
Which reminded of an old joke...
What is the most common word said by pot smokers?
Anyone?
Ear.
Yes, ear...
Take a big hit...
Need to get the next persons attention...
"ere"
I'm sorry... I've been telling that joke since the 70's.
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01-07-2013, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by drummer5359 "
Take a big hit...
Need to get the next persons attention...
"ere"
I'm sorry... I've been telling that joke since the 70's. |
[jimi hendrix voice] I see what you mean ... [/jimi hendrix voice]
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01-07-2013, 06:23 PM
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