CWB 21: Finally legal! - Page 15

PassivAggressiv · #**281** 01-07-2013, 06:24 PM

And that hypnotist show sounds awesome, DT. Glad you and your wife had a good time!

drummer5359 · #**282** 01-07-2013, 06:46 PM

I know that the Schecter C-4 XXX bass is a hit with us for it's "unique" inlays.

I ran across this Washburn "Camo" bass and thought that it would be appreciated as well.

You just might have to look at it twice.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dimebag-Wash...item27ce627f16

DerTeufel · #**283** 01-07-2013, 07:07 PM

I like the pattern that they used.

FurryMonkey · #**284** 01-07-2013, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by PassivAggressiv

You mean, there's a wrong ....?! I thought any .... was fair game. Maybe you should have told me this before I got all that sticky stuff in my ear!

(And to everyone who now has that image in their mind, you're welcome.)

The wrong (one) is whichever one you weren't expecting.

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Originally Posted by DerTeufel

Ok. The hypnotist's name is Jac Rene. The wife and I went to Friday night's show and had a blast. He mentioned that Sunday night's show is his "Xtreme Naughty" show, and everyone that came to the Friday show gets $5 off admission. Sold.

The Xtreme Naughty Show - He invited 10 volunteers onto the stage (same as he did on Friday). Five guys, five ladies. The initial part of the show is centered around getting them under and eliminating those who aren't quite there. Luckily, there were some people out in the audience who were available to replace those that didn't make the cut. The suggestions were pretty tame at first..but things got rolling when he told the female participants that when he shakes their hand, they are going to have the most intense..umm..sensation that they have ever had, and he told the male participants that they will have the worse case of jock itch that they have ever had. He started with a girl that my wife and I had pegged as our favorite..my oh my..

One of the guys had an itch so severe, that the hypnotist suggested that putting saltines into his pants was the only way to cure the itch. The dude went for it, and started sharing the crackers with the other guys!!

Another highlight of the show was the exotic dancing bit. Some of the guys were REALLY into it, and even went out in the audience to give the ladies lap dances. The girls were good too, but nowhere near as entertaining as the guys were. That is, until the hypnotist asked them to show him their favorite positions.

There was a lot more that happened at the show, too much to summarize, really. It was a freaking blast!!

That is freaking fantastic!!!

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Originally Posted by PassivAggressiv

YW. I just hope BassGen's wife's ear manages to keep its virginity!

This could quite possibly be one of the strangest things ever said on this thread...which is saying a LOT.

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Originally Posted by drummer5359

I'm sorry... I've been telling that joke since the 70's.

Still funny.

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Originally Posted by drummer5359

I know that the Schecter C-4 XXX bass is a hit with us for it's "unique" inlays.

I ran across this Washburn "Camo" bass and thought that it would be appreciated as well.

You just might have to look at it twice.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dimebag-Wash...item27ce627f16

We should start using that pattern in our camo. If someone got captured the enemy would be like, "haha! Gotcha...wait...are those strippers in you-" and dead.

etoncrow · #**285** 01-07-2013, 07:47 PM

FM, you never cease to amaze me...

drummer5359 · #**286** 01-07-2013, 08:11 PM

That's a great idea FM!

Actually I was thinking that one of you young ladies could get one of these basses and model it with camo lingere...

Yes, there is such a thing as camo lingere.

tomydacat · #**287** 01-07-2013, 08:30 PM

Here's to the red heads and CWB's long live the reds and CWBs//..

DerTeufel · #**288** 01-07-2013, 08:32 PM

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Here's to the red heads and CWB's long live the reds and CWBs//..

Wow..that sure is sparkly..and red!!

BassGen · #**289** 01-07-2013, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by PassivAggressiv

Wait - you're not really going to go do something to your poor wife's ear, are you?! Wait, BassGen... It was just a joke... Don't do it!

Her ears are safe, no need to worry. I just had to go get a load off.......

...My mind.

BassGen · #**290** 01-07-2013, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by FurryMonkey

The wrong (one) is whichever one you weren't expecting.

That is freaking fantastic!!!

This could quite possibly be one of the strangest things ever said on this thread...which is saying a lot!

There was a joke involving ears on this subject but darned if I can remember it. The punch line had to do with "she keeps turning her head".

DerTeufel · #**291** 01-07-2013, 08:51 PM

I think this could be inline with the subject of this thread lately :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jq0O6uVsCM

justinellison3 · #**292** 01-07-2013, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by chuck3

hmmm ... p-bass ... doesn't look like Catherine Popper's p-bass but all the evidence should be examined ...

My..... DREAM. GIRL.

tomydacat · #**293** 01-07-2013, 08:55 PM

DERTeufel... HAHHAHAHA agreeed .. and i guess you are not referrring to the f hole in my red bass

etoncrow · #**294** 01-07-2013, 09:00 PM

I know I am not as "with it" as perhaps I once was so ya'll probably all know about Lindsey Stirling already but I just stumbled across her tonight...is there room on here for brief encounter with "chick with violin"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf6LD...09FBCD&index=1

DerTeufel · #**295** 01-07-2013, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by etoncrow

I know I am not as "with it" as perhaps I once was so ya'll probably all know about Lindsey Stirling already but I just stumbled across her tonight...is there room on here for brief encounter with "chick with violin"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf6LD...09FBCD&index=1

Yep, I am familiar with her stuff. She's a cutie, and even though I don't like dubstep, I found myself enjoying that.

BassGen · #**296** 01-07-2013, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by etoncrow

I know I am not as "with it" as perhaps I once was so ya'll probably all know about Lindsey Stirling already but I just stumbled across her tonight...is there room on here for brief encounter with "chick with violin"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf6LD...09FBCD&index=1

Yeah, that's OK. I also watched her Assasin's Creed III video. It was good too and she's wearing some boots too!

BadJazz · #**297** 01-07-2013, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by drummer5359

I know that the Schecter C-4 XXX bass is a hit with us for it's "unique" inlays.

I ran across this Washburn "Camo" bass and thought that it would be appreciated as well.

You just might have to look at it twice.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dimebag-Wash...item27ce627f16

If only Dimebag had been wearing camo...

/too soon?

Tat2dHeart · #**298** 01-07-2013, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by drummer5359

"Cm'ere Jackie there's something that I want to show you..."

Which reminded of an old joke...

What is the most common word said by pot smokers?

Anyone?

Ear.

Yes, ear...

Take a big hit...

Need to get the next persons attention...

"ere"

I'm sorry... I've been telling that joke since the 70's.

Lol. And it's usually got that funny little snort that comes either right before or right after 'ere depending on how good your lung capacity is.

Oh. Wait. Was I supposed to say that?

Tat2dHeart · #**299** 01-07-2013, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by PassivAggressiv

You mean, there's a wrong ....?! I thought any .... was fair game. Maybe you should have told me this before I got all that sticky stuff in my ear!

(And to everyone who now has that image in their mind, you're welcome.)

Better ear than eye.

JimB52 · #**300** 01-08-2013, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Tat2dHeart

Better ear than eye.

A nod's as good as a wink . . .

To a blind horse.