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Old 01-08-2013, 04:09 PM
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Suddenly my trowsers don't fit.

That's odd.
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Old 01-08-2013, 04:13 PM
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Agreed on both points. Guys need to be careful where they point and shoot!
The next chapter can be CWB 22, "be careful where you aim that thing."
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Old 01-08-2013, 04:33 PM
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Suddenly my trowsers don't fit.

That's odd.
I don't blame you. That etoncrow is a sexy beast for sure!
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Old 01-08-2013, 05:03 PM
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Holy mamacita more than trousers not fitting yummy
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Holy mamacita more than trousers not fitting yummy
So, you have the hots for etoncrow, too? That guy sure gets around...

(etoncrow is so not gonna be happy with me when he returns and sees I've made him into a sex object...)
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Old 01-08-2013, 05:35 PM
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ROTFLMAO...

The Trumpketeers: Masters of the double entendre...and more often than not the high point of my day

Only they could make a "sex object" of a 63 year old hill-billy, redneck biker...
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Old 01-08-2013, 05:38 PM
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So, you have the hots for etoncrow, too? That guy sure gets around...

(etoncrow is so not gonna be happy with me when he returns and sees I've made him into a sex object...)
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ROTFLMAO...

The Trumpketeers: Masters of the double entendre...and more often than not the high point of my day

Only they could make a "sex object" of a 63 year old hill-billy, redneck biker...
Lol..I think he's cool with it, PA!!

I went to the gym today since the New Year..I can't wait until the "resolutioners" give up and leave!! It was CROWDED!
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Old 01-08-2013, 09:36 PM
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All i can say is ... Oh My!!!
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So, you have the hots for etoncrow, too? That guy sure gets around...

(etoncrow is so not gonna be happy with me when he returns and sees I've made him into a sex object...)
Don't we all? He's a doll.
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...and it is EFFING MAGICAL like 2-headed robot unicorn bagpipe bands fighting terminator/transformer mermaids w/battle axes on acid. Everyone should have that in their life.
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Recorded this just a few minutes ago - https://soundcloud.com/aaronfowler-1/funkye
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Old 01-09-2013, 06:59 AM
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I'm headed out the door for my doctor's appointment, of course my shoulder feels really good today...
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Good luck Drummer. Hope there's no need of surgery and Mother Nature heals you just fine.
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:02 AM
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So.....what do you all think?

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Old 01-09-2013, 09:18 AM
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Love it Tat!!!! That's going to be some hot stuff!!!
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So.....what do you all think?

Looks good..what color is the hardware going to be?
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:45 AM
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Love it Tat!!!! That's going to be some hot stuff!!!
Thanks! I think it was you who asked about some of the other specs and I can't remember if I answered, so here they are.

Quilt Maple top
Mahogany body
Custom Transparent Fuchsia finish
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3-piece Maple neck
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So.....what do you all think?

wow ... it looks like they got the knothole matched back up if I'm seeing that correctly. Nice wood!

It says "pink" ... is it gonna be pink?

Remind me ... 4 strings or 5?
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Looks good..what color is the hardware going to be?
Black - all black hardware. I went with unlined fretless - so the fingerboard is black diamondwood, also. All fuschia and black.
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