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Old 02-07-2013, 06:54 PM
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I talked to Mike a little bit on FB earlier. He's in a funky state of mind due to his shoulder and lack of sleep. He wanted me to tell everyone here that he'll be around soon.
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Old 02-07-2013, 07:33 PM
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Thanks DT!

Be good Drummer!
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:51 AM
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Bassgen it is I think most important to gel with the drummer and if it comes effortlessly with that drummer stay with him Rock on ..one of my favorite rhythm sections is double trouble..
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:22 AM
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blizzard coming in ... no practice this weekend.
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:38 AM
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HUNKER DOWN and melt the snow with BASS thunder
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Old 02-08-2013, 11:34 AM
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So, now the new band, with the working title ‘Craig’s List Turkeys’ needs a new name.

Here, for your amusement, is a band name list I had worked up a while back and just emailed to the band.


Funky Workin Fools (or Squirrels)
Breaking Snooze
The Outer Dimwits
Support Local Peach Fuzz
Bring Your Mom
Implosion
Snot Rocket
Masshole Musical College
Phil and the Blanks
Deuce Coupe
Oversize Plug
Intense Chaos
Ice Age Queen
Sitting on A Dunce
Lucy and the Furs
NastyCar
Repeat Offender
Usual Suspects

Ornery Peephole
Hub Cap
KY and the Jello Band
Porkin Beans
The Implants
Ball Joint (and the Head Gaskets?)
Head Gasket
Banana Recall
Mole Hair
One Week Hangup
Break With Reality
Fishnet Trashbag
Over the Flop
Tastes Like Chicken
Solar Drive
Infared Radiated Pork
Painfully Oblivious
Rhode Island Escort Service
Broken Turnsignal
(definite RIism)

Yes friends, I have my faves, which do you like?

No need to requote all of it tho'
These are my faves.
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Old 02-08-2013, 11:49 AM
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The Belvedere was the talk of the gig last night WOOOO ROCK
Yours looks like this, right?


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So..we had a band rehearsal last Friday. We usually throw in some fun improv jams, and this one was no exception. I started doing a little slap/pop riff..and this is what came about from it. I hope no-one is offended by it (other than the clipping)

https://soundcloud.com/aaronfowler-1/vagingo
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Haha Der Teufel, Doris should be honored! Also saw that you put up Big Leg Emma. Wow! What a blast from the past. Really well done.
Hey there Cowboy! Hows the wood business?

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Does this explain it?
Looking at that picture makes me make happy noises.

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I talked to Mike a little bit on FB earlier. He's in a funky state of mind due to his shoulder and lack of sleep. He wanted me to tell everyone here that he'll be around soon.
Feel better Mike! You know where to come for a good time!

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blizzard coming in ... no practice this weekend.
Stay safe and warm!
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Old 02-08-2013, 11:54 AM
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Yours looks like this, right?
Nope, mine looks like this (Belvedere)

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Old 02-08-2013, 12:17 PM
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PA, here are the most recent gig pics I have:



Thanks for indulging me. I consider teasing Tat a bonus. Don't let her fool ya; she likes to be teased.
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Old 02-08-2013, 12:20 PM
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jeez, if I'd known about the fantasies part I'd'a hired a photog!
I seem to recall you have another gig coming up in a couple of weeks, so you'll take care of me, then, right?
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Old 02-08-2013, 12:22 PM
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FurryMonkey ...yes indeed and it has RED Strings on it now ..yepppp hmm hmm hmmm yummmy
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Old 02-08-2013, 12:22 PM
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I talked to Mike a little bit on FB earlier. He's in a funky state of mind due to his shoulder and lack of sleep. He wanted me to tell everyone here that he'll be around soon.
Take care, Mike! Hope you get to feeling less funky, or at least funky in a better way.
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Old 02-08-2013, 12:23 PM
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CROW NOW THAT IS A RIDE>>>YESSS would love that
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Old 02-08-2013, 12:24 PM
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blizzard coming in ... no practice this weekend.
Looks like it's gonna be a nasty one, hope it doesn't hit you too hard.
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Old 02-08-2013, 12:25 PM
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YES DRUMMER GET WELL SOON
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:00 PM
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FurryMonkey ...yes indeed and it has RED Strings on it now ..yepppp hmm hmm hmmm yummmy
Sweet!!!
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Nope, mine looks like this (Belvedere)

Mine looks like this...




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YES DRUMMER GET WELL SOON
Yes, because only you and dairy farmers appreciate this much cheese!
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:29 PM
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LOL, FM. You never fail to put a smile on my face!
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Old 02-08-2013, 04:34 PM
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Yours looks like this, right?




Too funny!



Hey there Cowboy! Hows the wood business?



Looking at that picture makes me make happy noises.



Feel better Mike! You know where to come for a good time!



Stay safe and warm!
Well, I just recently became a modern kinda man and got aniPhone. It has a pretty good camera so now...... I can show ya!

Some wood is like this...



and other wood is like.....


and other wood I just can't post pictures of.
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:00 PM
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Tat, Cool pics.

tomydacat, sounds like you rocked it. Way to go! Cool shirt, too.

Chuck, Did I see you had a gig recently as well? No pics or vid from yours either?

EasyJames, I've been doing pretty well. Cold and snowy here, but it suddenly seems sunnier with a sexy cowboy around again to brighten things up.
Well it sure is nice to be able to "brighten" up your day!
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