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Old 02-17-2013, 12:11 PM
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Old 02-17-2013, 12:40 PM
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ok watch it again read the sign the limo driver is holding
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are we playing stone hinge tomorrow?
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Old 02-17-2013, 12:43 PM
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i meant stonehenge uggh
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Old 02-17-2013, 12:52 PM
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ok watch it again read the sign the limo driver is holding
D'oh! Forgot about that one.
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Old 02-17-2013, 12:54 PM
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The nastiest, sweetest, funkiest pickups I ever had in a bass. I pulled these from my 75 jazz bass the day I sold it. Hmmm should they go into Blue? Idk. It's tempting!!

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Old 02-17-2013, 01:03 PM
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You can't dust for vomit.

It should have been called 'Yes I Can, If Frank Sinatra Says it's Okay'.
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Old 02-17-2013, 01:48 PM
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is that a Fender.. that is beautiful...WOWSA..and put them in wihtthe black pup covers



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The nastiest, sweetest, funkiest pickups I ever had in a bass. I pulled these from my 75 jazz bass the day I sold it. Hmmm should they go into Blue? Idk. It's tempting!!

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Old 02-17-2013, 02:06 PM
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Old 02-17-2013, 02:08 PM
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no its 18 feet high ..well its marked 18"...
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no body knows who they were or what they were doing
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is that a Fender.. that is beautiful...WOWSA..and put them in wihtthe black pup covers
I believe it's a Modulus, Tommy.
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Old 02-17-2013, 02:27 PM
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Yep
Modulus VJ. Can't change the covers but this may be a future project
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Hmm well that modulus looks awesome really... and does it have Barts in it now? im sure it plays like butter.. why not get a jazz type bass that is cream or butterscotch color and put the demarzios in it.... yummmyy looking
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...and it is EFFING MAGICAL like 2-headed robot unicorn bagpipe bands fighting terminator/transformer mermaids w/battle axes on acid. Everyone should have that in their life.
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You guys are making me laugh and actually consider watching the rest of it. :-)
Which is probably a good thing. There was a falling out this week with someone i considered a close friend and i'm being really moody about it. I'm not sure the friendship will continue at this point, although it's not me who tried to end it and I'll still be here if they want to come back, although i wont feel the same way about it again. I got mad enough at the world Saturday that i bought haircolor and made my hair a darker shade of red than is natural for me. Right now it sorta has pink-ish highlights in it (which i kinda like) but none of the males in my house have said anything, and the friend that put me in that mood will never know so that has me in a strange mood too.

I was trying to work on that P!nk song that i want to try and can't work out the timing on the chorus and now i'm actually considering finishing Spinal Tap instead. Go figure.
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You guys are making me laugh and actually consider watching the rest of it. :-)
Which is probably a good thing. There was a falling out this week with someone i considered a close friend and i'm being really moody about it. I'm not sure the friendship will continue at this point, although it's not me who tried to end it and I'll still be here if they want to come back, although i wont feel the same way about it again. I got mad enough at the world Saturday that i bought haircolor and made my hair a darker shade of red than is natural for me. Right now it sorta has pink-ish highlights in it (which i kinda like) but none of the males in my house have said anything, and the friend that put me in that mood will never know so that has me in a strange mood too.

I was trying to work on that P!nk song that i want to try and can't work out the timing on the chorus and now i'm actually considering finishing Spinal Tap instead. Go figure.
Sorry about your friend, Jaame.

Finish Spinal Tap..if anything, you'll get a good laugh out of it (treat it like a Monty Python movie..don't take it seriously)
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Old 02-17-2013, 06:47 PM
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I did finish it. There's a reunion one done in 2009 too, but netflix doesn't stream it.
Back to watching Star Trek with hubby cause i can't figure out the timing on that P!nk song :-(
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Old 02-17-2013, 07:15 PM
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Hmm well that modulus looks awesome really... and does it have Barts in it now? im sure it plays like butter.. why not get a jazz type bass that is cream or butterscotch color and put the demarzios in it.... yummmyy looking
I've got Bart's in it and no complaints on the sound but I wouldnt mind if it was a bit more nasty.

It's my only 4 string and I probably won't pick up another.
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I've got Bart's in it and no complaints on the sound but I wouldnt mind if it was a bit more nasty.

It's my only 4 string and I probably won't pick up another.
thinking about the Mulebagger handle got me thinking about the Oli Brown cover of "Yo Diggity." (If you don't know why, listen to the lyrics.) You may have to suffer through 15 seconds of an ad, apologies. I've been trying to get one of my bands to cover this cover.

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