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Old 12-30-2011, 09:49 PM
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Chick vs. Chick w/Bass: Cat O' Nine Tails
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Old 12-30-2011, 09:51 PM
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Let the silliness begin...

We need some CWB pics to start off with.

Do you have any to share FM?
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Old 12-30-2011, 09:54 PM
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Let the silliness begin...

We need some CWB pics to start off with.

Do you have any to share FM?
lol....I'd have to recycle. I'll have to take some with the Gibson before I give it back.
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Old 12-30-2011, 09:54 PM
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Hmmmmm, I might have to report that bannable thread title. I know our sweet, innocent Furry Monkey wouldn't have come up with anything that scandalous on her own. Drummer, was that maybe YOUR idea?!?!



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Old 12-30-2011, 09:55 PM
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lol....I'd have to recycle. I'll have to take some with the Gibson before I give it back.
Sigh..... Can't believe bass is going back.
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Old 12-30-2011, 09:57 PM
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Wow! I didn't expect Cat o' nine tails to get closed out so fast!

Before I knew it we are here for a perfect 10!
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Old 12-30-2011, 09:58 PM
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Sigh..... Can't believe bass is going back.
I know...tear...there's probably someone who can do it a lot more justice than I can. I think it would spend more time in my closet than on my body.
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Old 12-30-2011, 09:59 PM
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Wow! I didn't expect Cat o' nine tails to get closed out so fast!

Before I knew it we are here for a perfect 10!
lmao....now you show up with the Perfect 10. Where were you 20 posts ago?
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Old 12-30-2011, 09:59 PM
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I know...tear...there's probably someone who can do it a lot more justice than I can. I think it would spend more time in my closet than on my body.
I can certainly understand the bass preferring it the other way around.




EDIT - Well, I hope "someone who can do it a lot more justice than I can" isn't the only reason. I'd bet there are fewer than ten people on TB who CAN'T do a lot more justice to my basses than I can. But I'm not getting rid of any of them, well, at least not any of the big three.
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Old 12-30-2011, 10:00 PM
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the "Big 10 Inch", eh?
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Old 12-30-2011, 10:09 PM
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I know...tear...there's probably someone who can do it a lot more justice than I can. I think it would spend more time in my closet than on my body.
If it were clothes you were talking about there would be a big standing "O" from the men here right about now.
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Old 12-30-2011, 10:10 PM
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lmao....now you show up with the Perfect 10. Where were you 20 posts ago?
I was downstairs, 534 pages into the new Tom Clancy novel.
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Old 12-30-2011, 10:15 PM
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"Our sweet innocent Furry Monkee..."


Dave, did you really say that?


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Old 12-30-2011, 10:15 PM
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If it were clothes you were talking about there would be a big standing "O" from the men here right about now.
Standing, huh? Impressive.
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Old 12-30-2011, 10:15 PM
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In on the first page of the big ten inch. I feel privileged. And um... Heavy in the saddle.
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Old 12-30-2011, 10:16 PM
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"Our sweet innocent Furry Monkee..."


Dave, did you really say that?


lol
lmao...shhh....it's the beginning of a new thread....some new people might actually believe that for a few posts!
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Old 12-30-2011, 10:16 PM
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Standing, huh? Impressive.
Oh yes, and at full attention I am certain!
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ha - just when I said what I really think on #9! About ...

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Old 12-30-2011, 10:18 PM
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In on the first page of the big ten inch. I feel privileged. And um... Heavy in the saddle.
Hi!
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Old 12-30-2011, 10:19 PM
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ha - just when I said what I really think on #9! About ...

I saw.

You win for first CWB pic!
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