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Old 07-27-2012, 01:29 AM
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CWB Part 18: Clothing Optional (You Can Leave Your Hat On)

Continued from here:
Return of the Lost Souls: CWB 17


Or your stilettos. Or go barefoot. Heck, I don't care.
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Old 07-27-2012, 01:39 AM
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http://soundcloud.com/olafur-gislason/bobojam7-19-12


http://soundcloud.com/olafur-gislaso...ontstop7-19-12


Rehearsal last week, recorder positioning was better, yes, we are still working out the parts but it's getting there.
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Old 07-27-2012, 02:03 AM
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I'm subscribing early on this one. I always mist the cool stuff at the beginning.

And I figured the name for part eighteen would include a pun about being old enough to be 'legal'. How did that not happen?
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Old 07-27-2012, 02:52 AM
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I'm subscribing early on this one. I always mist the cool stuff at the beginning.

And I figured the name for part eighteen would include a pun about being old enough to be 'legal'. How did that not happen?
When the Vietnam 'Conflict' ended, most if not all states raised the 'legal age' to 21. Didn't read the last couple of pages, Bard, lol.

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Old 07-27-2012, 06:58 AM
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http://soundcloud.com/olafur-gislason/bobojam7-19-12


http://soundcloud.com/olafur-gislaso...ontstop7-19-12


Rehearsal last week, recorder positioning was better, yes, we are still working out the parts but it's getting there.
I enjoyed listening to those clips, Thor.

MB, thanks for the compliments.
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CWB = Chicks with Basses, right? Was that what these threads were initially about?
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CWB = Chicks with Basses, right? Was that what these threads were initially about?

Yep, like this, for example:

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Old 07-27-2012, 08:55 AM
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Yep, like this, for example:

Man, I wish I could hold my wrist like that; in proper form. I have a plate and four screws in my left wrist so I have had to work around a very limited movement.

I also have ten screws, a plate and two rods in my back. Told my ex- I wanted to be cremated when I pass and if they bring the jar and it doesn't rattle it isn't me.
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Old 07-27-2012, 10:17 AM
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With one of Tom's babies....



With another CWB....



With part of the band....



I even go barefoot at the bass stores...



With another CWB



Some of my babies with my babies...



And of course...me with some of my babies...

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...and it is EFFING MAGICAL like 2-headed robot unicorn bagpipe bands fighting terminator/transformer mermaids w/battle axes on acid. Everyone should have that in their life.
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Cool pics, Tat. Those grandbabies are awfully sweet.

Thor - I could hear these ones a lot better. I enjoyed them, espeically the first one.

Didn't get a chance to repond before the new thread was started, but:

Mulebagger - Nice pics. I especially like that last one. I could really use you to help haul my gear, too!

Ed - With the way you play, you could have 3 heads and an alligator tail, and no one would care.

Chuck - Cool pics, and thanks for the positive feedback re: the bass playing. Ed has definitely helped me make nice progress.

DT - Nice job on that last one.
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Old 07-27-2012, 02:45 PM
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Hey Tat, what about with MoCWB's Ric and Rig?
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Hey Tat, what about with MoCWB's Ric and Rig?
I don't think you ever sent me that. I was looking for that one, too.
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I do not have any new bass pics, but I do have an updated pic on the project bike

it is running like a little champ. I am about ready to strip it down for paint

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Old 07-27-2012, 08:34 PM
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I'll play. The wifey with my newly acquired Ibanez GWB35. She says this bass is hers. It does look good on her....
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I'll play. The wifey with my newly acquired Ibanez GWB35. She says this bass is hers. It does look good on her....
Posting a pic helps! Otherwise we are forced to use our imagination, and believe me, you don't want us doing that.
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Oops. Stupid phone. Here's the pic.

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She's a cutie. Nice bass too.
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Old 07-27-2012, 09:01 PM
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Nice uhhh, bass, yeah, bass.


Hey PA, you know that wasn't me on those cuts in rehearsal. Just ask anyone in the Amps or Basses forum, everyone knows Mods can't play bass. Seriously. SM Perry told me this so it must be true.
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