Dalai Lama in a Pizza shop (2 jokes in 1)

casper_morgan · #1 03-04-2013, 10:56 AM

First part of the joke:

The dalai lama walks into a pizza shop and says "Can you make me one with everything?"

Second Part:

The proprietor of the pizza shop says "that will be 15 dollars", the dalai llama hands the proprietor a 20$ bill.. the proprietor stuffs the bill into his pocket.. the dalai lama says "Don't I get change?"... the proprietor says "Change must come from within".

**Gazman** · #2 03-04-2013, 01:26 PM

Cringe alert!!
http://youtu.be/xlIrI80og8c

walterw · #3 03-05-2013, 09:00 PM

you're telling it wrong!

you don't order pizza by asking for "one", and you don't ask for it with "everything". you order hot dogs that way.

you ask the hot dog cart guy to "make you one with everything".

casper_morgan · #4 03-06-2013, 10:56 AM

bah! that's how i heard it.. so sue me

DiabolusInMusic · #5 03-06-2013, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gazman

Cringe alert!!
http://youtu.be/xlIrI80og8c

Yeah... that is what I thought of when I read the title.