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04-04-2008, 10:01 AM
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Three old guys, after playing for many years at loud venues, are taking a walk, chatting--
Guitar player: "Man, it's windy."
Drummer: "Naw, it's Thursday."
Bass player; "Me, too. Let's go get a beer."
Sound like anyone you know?: 
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04-04-2008, 10:06 AM
| | | | I'm 1/2 deaf already.... and i do say that alot. |
04-04-2008, 04:23 PM
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04-04-2008, 04:25 PM
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04-04-2008, 04:26 PM
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04-04-2008, 04:28 PM
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04-05-2008, 07:58 AM
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04-05-2008, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Inflin Sounds like my drummer. You know when he's back in town, because you can hear his ipod.. | hahaha, that's what it's like when i'm at school, everyone can hear me before they can see me 
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04-05-2008, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by clarifixer Three old guys, after playing for many years at loud venues, are taking a walk, chatting--
Guitar player: "Man, it's windy."
Drummer: "Naw, it's Thursday."
Bass player; "Me, too. Let's go get a beer."
Sound like anyone you know?: |
Nice.
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04-05-2008, 01:28 PM
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04-06-2008, 04:32 PM
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04-06-2008, 04:35 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sunbury, Ohio | | The pastor of my church is half deaf and he plays the congas in the worship team. 
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04-06-2008, 11:56 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Philadelphia, PA | | | I have always had extremely sensitive hearing in the very high end. I hear the screechy capacitor sound from monitors, TV's, etc. etc. very well. You get used to it and tune it out eventually, but I can spot a leaky cap from miles away. Anyway, one day I commented about a high-pitched squeal in the room and it turns out someone was turning a monitor on and off to see if I could tell when it was present (the squeal) and when it wasn't. (I could tell and made note of it.)
So he said in response to that, "Well, at least you haven't destroyed your ultra-high end hearing on gigs."
And I said, "Huh?"
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04-12-2008, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by El-Bob hahaha, that's what it's like when i'm at school, everyone can hear me before they can see me | ah, the innocence of youth...
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04-24-2008, 10:47 PM
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04-24-2008, 10:53 PM
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Endorsing Artist: Fender Musical Instruments, SIT strings | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In The Van | | | i got pulled over one night driving my band's van/trailer home after a show and the cop asked what i was doing. and i explained my band just played a show and i was on my way home, he made a joke about live music and i promptly responded with "huh??". he laughed, but still made me take a sobriety test. so i parallel parked the van and trailer and hopped out. he laughed again and told me to "get outta here"
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04-25-2008, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Fun Size Nick | yeah, i should be deaf as a rock by now.
* Ringing or buzzing in the ears
* Difficulty in understanding speech.
* Slight muffling of sounds
* Difficulty understanding speech in noisy places or places with poor acoustics
i've only ever experienced one of those slightly once, but it went away. 
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04-25-2008, 01:23 PM
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04-25-2008, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by El-Bob yeah, i should be deaf as a rock by now.
* Ringing or buzzing in the ears
* Difficulty in understanding speech.
* Slight muffling of sounds
* Difficulty understanding speech in noisy places or places with poor acoustics
i've only ever experienced one of those slightly once, but it went away. | I've got all four of those......that's all I deserve seen as I hate using earplugs....
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04-25-2008, 08:19 PM
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