|Bert Slide ||09-01-2013 11:40 AM |
Dear Abby, Dear Abby
Saw this on FB. This is a letter from a guitar player but many bass players will get a chuckle from it too. I know I did.
I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I ask her who called she gets evasive. Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.
A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and some guy have been to his gigs.
He wanted to borrow my guitar amp. That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening. I said "sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes into the venue and who she comes in with". He agreed.
Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other three.
Is this something I can fix myself or do need to take it to a technician?
Thanks - Very Concerned.
|Plectrum72 ||09-01-2013 11:52 AM |
|Salamenster ||09-01-2013 02:40 PM |
Haha, nice! :D
|Hamlet7768 ||09-01-2013 09:41 PM |
Well. That changed tack quickly.
|two fingers ||09-01-2013 09:43 PM |
Now that's funny!
|moles ||09-01-2013 11:06 PM |
|fourstringdrums ||09-01-2013 11:24 PM |
|Joe Nerve ||09-01-2013 11:37 PM |
Ahh... it's good to hear a good one. :)
|richntiff ||09-02-2013 07:59 AM |
Hilarious-thanks for posting!!
|bassman10096 ||09-02-2013 09:44 AM |
|Rezdog ||09-02-2013 11:11 AM |
Greetings from the North,
LMAO! Thank you!
|dbase ||09-03-2013 07:10 AM |
Now that's funny .. /)
|Bmosh ||09-03-2013 07:23 AM |
You have no complaint.
You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't...
|dalkowski ||09-03-2013 07:24 AM |
So listen up, buster
And listen up good...
|remainthesame ||09-03-2013 07:29 AM |
I almost lost my drink. Funniest thing ive read all week
|Bredian ||09-03-2013 02:27 PM |
Wife didn't appreciate it
I took her behind the amp and showed her.
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