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Old 01-08-2013, 05:34 PM
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Flirting?? lol... She violated the half + 7 rule!
If you are 52, then the half + 7 rule means that you cut off at 33, and you said that she was 36. No violation, here.
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tell her to move the 810 bass cab next HAHA
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:38 AM
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If you are 52, then the half + 7 rule means that you cut off at 33, and you said that she was 36. No violation, here.
...never was too good at math! If it wasn't for music, I'd probably have trouble counting to four.

Seriously, I think she was just trying to impress me. Guy is probably right and she wanted me to think she was important. She just went about it the wrong way. Telling me how awesome her band is, dropping names, and touching my cables wasn't the way to do it. I did my best to be nice, tho'!

Out of curiosity, I did check out her band the next day and she was pretty okay.

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Old 01-09-2013, 12:29 PM
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Sheesh, a couple hunks of wire. What's the harm? You make a friend and end up subbing for her band some time.
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Old 01-09-2013, 03:46 PM
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Sheesh, a couple hunks of wire. What's the harm? You make a friend and end up subbing for her band some time.
In all fairness, I've had similar situations (no hot chicks involved, sadly) where the person is attempting to impress me with their knowledge of sound/music, while elbow-wrapping the patch and mic cords.
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Old 01-09-2013, 04:52 PM
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In all fairness, I've had similar situations (no hot chicks involved, sadly) where the person is attempting to impress me with their knowledge of sound/music, while elbow-wrapping the patch and mic cords.
A teachable moment.
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Old 01-09-2013, 05:11 PM
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She was definitely hitting on you. She wasnt good at it because girls historically arent the ones who make the first move.

Also, because of lack of pick up knowledge, some girls think that the pick up behavior that works on them will work on guys as well. Well, it doesnt. Kinda llike when she tried to play alpha male infront of your. Women are attracted to alpha males, but men arent so into alpha females, IME
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Sheesh, a couple hunks of wire. What's the harm? You make a friend and end up subbing for her band some time.
Expensive chunks of wire that can be damaged if they are handled poorly. Less dramatically, most us prefer our stuff to be put away in a certain way.

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You might think that teaching a drunk to wind cables sounds like fun at 02:00, but most do not.
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Old 01-09-2013, 06:45 PM
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All valid points but sometimes the higher standard is kindness and friendship.
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Old 01-09-2013, 06:51 PM
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Sometimes people use a criticism as a way to show that they were paying attention/know what they're talking about. I think she just wanted to talk a show you that she was worth talking to.
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Old 01-09-2013, 07:14 PM
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Kinda sounds like a Cougar come-on act, y'know? And hell hath no fury...etc.

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Maybe it was her awkward way to get your attention?

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In her own weird way, she may just wanted to get a conversation going with you and started it by talking shop. .

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She was flirting with you. Storming away was a weird female way of saving face, since you were being dense about it.
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It seems all she really wanted to do was to handle your cable.

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Sounds indeed like she was interested in you and you didn't recognize the details. .

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She was definitely hitting on you. She wasnt good at it because girls historically arent the ones who make the first move.
I think we're done here.
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Old 01-10-2013, 06:56 AM
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Nobody has asked this so, how'd she look?
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Old 01-10-2013, 01:17 PM
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Nobody has asked this so, how'd she look?
Jeez how could anybody have overlooked this??!!

My guess is:

A- Wasnt terribly attractive....would have been a lot less annoying and a lot more flattering if she was good looking

B- OP's Girlfriend/Wife/Thunderbuddy/Mother was close at hand, hindering possible whitty dialogue

C- Op is clearly F'N BLIND

D - Carrots (What the hell does that mean anyway?)
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Nobody has asked this so, how'd she look?
Well, she wasn't horribly disfigured! Not unattractive... She just seemed young and naive.

I really didn't mean to blow her off. She was wrapping the cable so slow it was painful. I didn't take it because she was doing it wrong. I took it because I wanted to make sure it was put in the right box, I was in "work mode" and she was disrupting my rhythm and she was in the way!

I wasn't rude... I didn't SNATCH the thing out of her hand. I said thanks, appreciate the help, I'll take it from here. I was shocked she got all bent out of shape. I did my best to back pedal out of her being insulted, but the damage was done.

I was DEFINITELY blind to the fact she was hitting on me! Perhaps if she didn't annoy me right out of the gate it may have ended differently. I did my BEST to be nice, and was doing pretty well, considering, until the cable thing.
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Nope. She just wants people to think she's important.
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D - Carrots (What the hell does that mean anyway?)
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If you are 52, then the half + 7 rule means that you cut off at 33, and you said that she was 36. No violation, here.
Never heard of that rule, I'm 43, and it seems like it would work for me:-D
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Old 01-10-2013, 02:20 PM
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"Thanks for the help. Next we can load the car...and then unload it back at my place."
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"Thanks for the help. Next we can load the car...and then unload it back at my place."
Ive got something you can unload right here...
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Old 01-10-2013, 03:54 PM
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If you are 52, then the half + 7 rule means that you cut off at 33, and you said that she was 36. No violation, here.
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Never heard of that rule, I'm 43, and it seems like it would work for me:-D
H. Hefner never heard of that rule.
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Old 01-10-2013, 04:16 PM
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H. Hefner never heard of that rule.
Once you reach a certain net worth, that rule no longer applies.
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