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Old 03-19-2013, 11:54 AM
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LMAO Now that's some good stuff right there.
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:23 PM
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Rock!
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That's amazing.
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:45 PM
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That's hilarious.
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:56 PM
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I guess it's time to start my classic rock cover band; That Burning Sensation.
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:08 PM
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Old 03-20-2013, 10:10 AM
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Oye vey! That's me he's talking about.
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Old 03-20-2013, 10:41 AM
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My acoustic 5 string fretless... looks great in the corner of the living room.
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Old 03-20-2013, 02:35 PM
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Brilliant!
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Old 03-20-2013, 02:41 PM
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LOL! That guy does some great covers though. I wonder if he's gonna start using that fretless.

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Old 03-22-2013, 10:43 AM
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Old 03-23-2013, 07:34 AM
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That's brilliant... And describes me to a T. If I want to annoy my lead singer, I slide into the roots behind the beat. Mad fun, I tells ya.
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Uh oh. I want a fretless. It's beginning!
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Old 03-23-2013, 08:31 AM
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Uh oh. I want a fretless. It's beginning!
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I actually saw this on the new episode of "Name that Bassline", but then I got an awesome deal on a GWB35 fretless...and so it begins...
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Old 03-25-2013, 08:28 AM
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Troy's brilliant.
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This is like the Napoleon Dynamite of fretless movie shorts. Like, some won't see what's so funny.

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Oh man, I don't know whether to laugh or cry

Not only does he absolutely nail all the typical symptoms but then he pops up at the end with a MIJ Jazz Fretless - the exact make and model that has been my #1 instrument for the last 20 years
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DAMN STRAIGHT!!! That's the truth there!!
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