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Old 02-17-2013, 05:08 AM
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Old 02-17-2013, 11:36 AM
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Yep ... All paths lead to Buy It.
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:24 AM
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It missed "Is it shiny?-Buy It."
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Old 02-18-2013, 02:33 PM
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Old 02-18-2013, 04:56 PM
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Yep ... All paths lead to Buy It.
Not all of them, one leads to "Skip It"
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Old 02-18-2013, 06:26 PM
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Old 02-18-2013, 07:08 PM
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I like that the only deal breaker is if it doesn't "make me sound better."
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Old 02-19-2013, 08:53 AM
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Damn it, I got to 'skip it'
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Old 02-19-2013, 09:25 AM
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Sometimes when I see an instrument I want, I feel my only saving grace is my maxed out credit card. lol
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Old 02-19-2013, 09:36 AM
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Not all of them, one leads to "Skip It"
I would replace skip it with "Buy it anyway!"
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Old 02-19-2013, 09:50 AM
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Sometimes when I see an instrument I want, I feel my only saving grace is my maxed out credit card. lol
Even that barely stops me. While not maxed out, mine is higher than it should be but I still put my new Roscoe on it. I'll eventually pay it down with the tax refund...thank goodness the kids are worth something :-)
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