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Old 11-04-2008, 05:46 PM
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Right to the point, huh?
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nope, makes you look like a groove machine
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nope, makes you look like a groove machine
Well thank you!
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let's see a pic of u with the fender.
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Old 11-04-2008, 05:51 PM
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let's see a pic of u with the fender.
Hmm...I don't think I have one!
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All basses make me look fat.
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Hmm...I don't think I have one!
Blasphemer.

well even tho i have nothing to compare it with. You look just fine with that sweet piece slapped around ur chest.
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I bet it makes you sound fat.
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Nope, the bigger the bass the smaller you are (relatively speaking, that is).
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C´mon Tony, that was an excuse to show off!!! (LMAO)

Beeeooutiful MTD, by the way, if i had one i would show off too. And NO it doesn´t make you look fat, as a matter of fact it takes away the attention from yer fatness and makes you look like a seasoned Pro. (My Spector Euro has a VERY small body and does something similar, i´m kinda heavy too)
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I bet it makes you sound fat.
i wish there was a diet that could do that..
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Maybe a bit. But the POV on that cab makes you look SHORT.
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Maybe a bit. But the POV on that cab makes you look SHORT.
That would be the top of a 2x15 JBL main that was right in front of the camera.
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it makes you look like you were just mauled by a frog
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Chunky but funky....
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maybe try lowering it by six inches? i don't know, i always find the belly-button-level height to make me look like a goofy hobbyist (no offense).
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