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Old 07-08-2010, 01:03 PM
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I got dibs on massage therapist.
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I do a great job at replacing those vibrator teddy bears, the ones she cuddles with in bed...
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Old 07-08-2010, 01:14 PM
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call me slow but what are you guys talking about?
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Tiger Woods' wife?...

If that's the case, this definitely belongs in the Misc. section, not bass humor.

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And will likely be ruled a "Hot Chick" thread and summarily closed.

Though I must admit, the question crossed my mind as well.

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Tiger Woods' wife?...

If that's the case, this definitely belongs in the Misc. section, not bass humor.

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Let's face it, how many other Elins can you name?
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How about $750 Million Elin
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