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View Poll Results: Does JimmyM sleep?
No. 125 43.71%
Yes. 8 2.80%
Yes, with Munji. 66 23.08%
Yes, with me. 10 3.50%
Yes, but I'm not saying with whom. 19 6.64%
Yes, but with carrots 58 20.28%
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Old 04-06-2011, 01:04 AM
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Old 04-06-2011, 01:31 AM
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Yes,but with carrots.
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Old 04-06-2011, 01:34 AM
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no he does not but hes alot like the chuck norris of talk bass. Hes such a badass he doesnt need sleep.
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Is JimmyM a new brand of amps?
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Old 04-06-2011, 01:44 AM
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JimmyM doesn't sleep. That would be wasted time between playing your Ampeg.

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Old 04-06-2011, 01:46 AM
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You know, some say that JimmyM straightens out his bass guitar necks with his bare hands...
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Old 04-06-2011, 01:48 AM
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I heard that he doesn't use string cutters when changing strings. He just bites off the excess.
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Old 04-06-2011, 02:05 AM
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He uses vintage SVTs as weights to keep fit.
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Old 04-06-2011, 02:25 AM
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He doesnt need a truss rod to keep the neck straight. It stays straight out of fear from his mighty round-house kick
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He tosses and turns, fitfully fretting over his new job at Hartke and agonizing over his betrayal.
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Old 04-06-2011, 02:37 AM
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Jimmy M doesn't sleep, but if he did, it would be with the light on...not because Jimmy M is afraid of the dark...but because the dark is afraid of Jimmy M.
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Old 04-06-2011, 02:45 AM
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Jimmy M sleeps whilst posting...
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Old 04-06-2011, 02:57 AM
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Jimmy M sleeps whilst posting...
Sleep posting....
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Is JimmyM a new brand of amps?
Ampeg is being re-branded JimmyM.
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Old 04-06-2011, 04:07 AM
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I'm sorry brother Jimmy if you read it... But I convince I can't really stop imagine that your really appearance is just like (James Brown?) in your avatar...

Sorry, no offence...
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No, he just looks into the night, waiting for a signal, protecting us all!


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No, he just looks into the night, waiting for a signal, protecting us all!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I'm actually shocked he hasn't posted on this thread yet. He must be polishing his tubes while restringing with his toes.
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I'm actually shocked he hasn't posted on this thread yet. He must be polishing his tubes while restringing with his toes.
Or maybe he's sleeping right now?
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Old 04-06-2011, 05:16 AM
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Sheesh, what a pointless poll !!!


Everybody knows, the answer is "NO" - did you even have to ask ?
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Jimmy M doesn't sleep, but if he did, it would be with the light on...not because Jimmy M is afraid of the dark...but because the dark is afraid of Jimmy M.

hehehehe...thats funny.
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