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Old 06-09-2011, 08:08 AM
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Saw one of those at a coffee shop the other day and it made me laugh.
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Old 06-09-2011, 08:12 AM
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Our guitarist does get cranky when he is hungry. Nice pic.
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Old 06-09-2011, 08:18 AM
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The only snack my guitarist needs is his Budweiser.
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:22 PM
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oh god...i can hear the comments now...
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:30 PM
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Yes, sometimes he does.

Oh wait, I thought it said "SMACK". Not "snack".

Nevermind, then.
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:43 PM
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Old 06-09-2011, 09:53 PM
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I feel like I've seen these threads pop up a ton. Still get a good laugh out of them though.
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Old 06-10-2011, 11:41 AM
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Brilliant idea! I'm gonna have my guitard pureed, and make syrup out of him!

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